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#3894: DUBAI ASSASSINATION

Sat, 2010 Feb 20

hamas

     MOSSAD SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER TO ASSASSINATE    
     THAT HAMAS LEADER THAT WAS SIMPLE                               
                                                                     
     LIKE PROGRAM A BIG TRAK PACKED WITH EXPLOSIVES                  
                                                                     
     OH FUCK THERE'S CARPET IN THIS HALLWAY OUR PROGRAM IS USELESS   
                                                                     
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     YES THAT'S RIGHT I MADE AN 80S TOY JOKE IN CONJUNCTION WITH     
     A DEAD HAMAS GUY YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ???? TOO SOON ?????

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