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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3912: FILF

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( `-._     _.-' )                (_,  z)    IF THERE ARE MILFS THEN     
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  :           :            J  J  J     OH RIGHT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE     
 (`'-._____,-'`)           |  |  |     WOMEN DON'T LIKE FUCKING         
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cjr'-..___..-'                                                          

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