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#4382: JACKASS

Thu, 2011 Jun 23

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   *--*           *--*                     jnh               
                                                             
  NOW THAT I HAVE THE CONCH I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE SOMETHING    
                                                             
  I SUGGEST AN OFFICIAL DAY OF MOURNING OVER THE UNTIMELY AND
  TRAGIC DEATH OF JACKASS STAR BAM MARGERA                   
                                                             
  OR WHICHEVER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING STUPID TWATS INEVITABLY  
  KILLED HIMSELF (AND SOMEONE ELSE) DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE
                                                             
  FUCK THEM ALL IN THEIR FUCKING STUPID BALL-PUNCHING        
  MANSLAUGHTER-COMMITTING NECKS                              
                                                             
  OKAY WHO WANTS THE CONCH NEXT                              

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