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#4391: THROUGH THE WORMHOLE (Sat, 2011 Jul 2)
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#4389: PREPARED GRAVESTONES (Thu, 2011 Jun 30)
#4388: ULTIMATE REVENGE (Wed, 2011 Jun 29)
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#4384: THE GOOD BOOK (Sat, 2011 Jun 25)
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#4381: THE DREAMING BATHER (Wed, 2011 Jun 22)
#4380: WHAT DID HE KNOW (Tue, 2011 Jun 21)
#4379: COMPANY NAME (Mon, 2011 Jun 20)
#4378: HANG OUT (Sun, 2011 Jun 19)
#4377: AND I DON'T MEAN TRANSMISSION (Sat, 2011 Jun 18)
#4376: GAME BOYCOTT (Fri, 2011 Jun 17)
#4375: SOUND BLASTER (Thu, 2011 Jun 16)
#4374: HOUSEWARMING PARTY (Wed, 2011 Jun 15)
#4373: NO THEY DON'T (Tue, 2011 Jun 14)
#4372: I'D STILL HIT IT (Mon, 2011 Jun 13)
#4371: A CAMGIRL'S REGRET (Sun, 2011 Jun 12)
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#4359: MEDUSA SPEAKS (Tue, 2011 May 31)
#4358: THE PANDA WHO LEARNED TO REGRET (Mon, 2011 May 30)
#4357: TALENTLESS (Sun, 2011 May 29)
#4356: TOM THUMB (Sat, 2011 May 28)
#4355: THE QUIETING FIST (Fri, 2011 May 27)
#4354: TOOL BAG (Thu, 2011 May 26)
#4353: THE HUMMINGBIRD SUCKS (Wed, 2011 May 25)
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#4375: SOUND BLASTER

Thu, 2011 Jun 16

duke nukem

  HEY WILL I NEED TO UPGRADE MY SOUND BLASTER CARD TO                          
  BE ABLE TO RUN THE NEW DUKE NUKEM GAME                                       
                                                                               
                   THANKS, AND KEEP ON GAMING!!!                               
                                                                               
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