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#2121: NAME THAT APHORISM (Thu, 2005 Apr 14)
#2120: AND A HANDBAG (Wed, 2005 Apr 13)
#2119: AN AARDVARK JOINS THE NTF (Tue, 2005 Apr 12)
#2118: A NAP IS REQUIRED (Mon, 2005 Apr 11)
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#2115: JINGLE (Fri, 2005 Apr 8)
#2114: ANAL BACON (Thu, 2005 Apr 7)
#2113: THE WAR ON POO (Wed, 2005 Apr 6)
#2112: ACRONYMS (Tue, 2005 Apr 5)
#2111: L.A. CONFIDENTIAL NON SEQUITUR (Mon, 2005 Apr 4)
#2110: NAME THAT SONG (Sun, 2005 Apr 3)
#2109: YOU CAN'T RAPE A SLUT (Sat, 2005 Apr 2)
#2108: EVERYBODY ON THE TRAIN (Fri, 2005 Apr 1)
#2107: TAYLOR HAYES (Thu, 2005 Mar 31)
#2106: DON'T PANIC (Wed, 2005 Mar 30)
#2105: MD5 AND SHA1 EXPLOITS (Tue, 2005 Mar 29)
#2104: MOUNTAIN DEW PYRAMID (Mon, 2005 Mar 28)
#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS (Sun, 2005 Mar 27)
#2102: THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE (Sat, 2005 Mar 26)
#2101: TEST DRIVE (Fri, 2005 Mar 25)
#2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 24)
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#2088: NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE (Sat, 2005 Mar 12)
#2087: W-W-WHAT (Fri, 2005 Mar 11)
#2086: ALBANIA (Thu, 2005 Mar 10)
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#2084: EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2005 Mar 8)
#2083: POOR MARK JEN (Mon, 2005 Mar 7)
#2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Mar 6)
#2081: THE PATRIOT ACT (Sat, 2005 Mar 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS

Sun, 2005 Mar 27

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                            HEY EVERYONE !!!! IT'S NEWS THAT YOU CAN   
                            GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR RUNNING OFF    
                            YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH                     
                                                                       
                            WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A CAREFUL AND CLEAR   
   |||||                    EMPLOYEE POLICY ON BLOGGING !!!!!!         
  ||O O|`____.              BLOOGERS RIGHTS EVERYONE !!!!!!!           
 |||\-/|| \ __\                                                        
 |.--:--|  .   :            OH WAIT ALL COMPANIES ALREADY *DO* HAVE A  
 /( ):( |_.-~~_.            BLOGGING POLICY AND IT IS: DO IT AND       
(~m  : /  | oo:|            YOU'LL GET FIRED YOU DUMB BITCH            
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f                                               
                            IT'S ALMOST AS IF, AS A BLOGGER, I AM      
                            FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF FIGURING THIS   
                            OUT EVEN GIVEN AMPLE EVIDENCE              
                                                                       
                            SORRY I'M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE      
                            HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY IN   
                            A PUBLIC FORUM                             
                                                                       
                            NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE AVAILABILITY
                            OF BLOGS ALSO INCREASES THE EASE WITH WHICH
                            MY COMPANY CAN SEARCH FOR ME SAYING STUPID 
                            THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING ABOUT IT      
                                                                       
                            DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M FIGHTING FOR *YOUR*  
                            FREEDOM AND PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD ON THE   
                            LINE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MY WORKMATE'S FAT
                            AND MY BOSS IS A JERK AND VIOLATING MY     
                            NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WILLINGLY        
                                                                       
                            YES MR. SECURITY GUARD I'LL PUT MY STUFF IN
                            THE CARDBOARD BOX NOW AND BE ESCORTED OUT  

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