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#1627: RIDDLE ME THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 7)
#1626: CONVERTED CRAP (Sat, 2003 Dec 6)
#1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS (Fri, 2003 Dec 5)
#1624: A TNT ORIGINAL (Thu, 2003 Dec 4)
#1623: PUBLIC MASTURBATOR (Wed, 2003 Dec 3)
#1622: HENRY IV (Tue, 2003 Dec 2)
#1621: THREE PLATITUDES BY ANOMALOCARIS (Mon, 2003 Dec 1)
#1620: LONELY (Sun, 2003 Nov 30)
#1619: HOGAN'S HEROES (Sat, 2003 Nov 29)
#1618: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS (Fri, 2003 Nov 28)
#1617: THE PORN CLAM ON: JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (Thu, 2003 Nov 27)
#1616: THE BUTTERLY EFFECT (Wed, 2003 Nov 26)
#1615: BORING PORN (Tue, 2003 Nov 25)
#1614: WELCOME BACK RUSH (Mon, 2003 Nov 24)
#1613: HACKTOBERFEST (Sun, 2003 Nov 23)
#1612: LIFE'S HARD (Sat, 2003 Nov 22)
#1611: SWITCH (Fri, 2003 Nov 21)
#1610: WOLFENSTEIN: ENEMY TERRITORY (Thu, 2003 Nov 20)
#1609: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR (Wed, 2003 Nov 19)
#1608: THERE MUST BE A PONY IN HERE SOMEWHERE (Tue, 2003 Nov 18)
#1607: ASCII PORN (Mon, 2003 Nov 17)
#1606: KUNG FU (Sun, 2003 Nov 16)
#1605: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE BERSERKER HYPOTHESIS (Sat, 2003 Nov 15)
#1604: WITCHBLADE II (Fri, 2003 Nov 14)
#1603: WORLD'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS WEDDINGS (Thu, 2003 Nov 13)
#1602: PONDERING THE HEAVENS (Wed, 2003 Nov 12)
#1601: A SINCERE REQUEST (Tue, 2003 Nov 11)
#1600: MY BLOG (Mon, 2003 Nov 10)
#1599: CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE (Sun, 2003 Nov 9)
#1598: POLAR BEAR (Sat, 2003 Nov 8)
#1597: KINKO'S MYSTERY (Fri, 2003 Nov 7)
#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS (Thu, 2003 Nov 6)
#1595: BJORK (Wed, 2003 Nov 5)
#1594: ODD COUPLE 2003 (Tue, 2003 Nov 4)
#1593: MALARIA (Mon, 2003 Nov 3)
#1592: MARK MITSUBISHI (Sun, 2003 Nov 2)
#1591: MOTD (Sat, 2003 Nov 1)
#1590: NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM (Fri, 2003 Oct 31)
#1589: LET ALONE EAT IT (Thu, 2003 Oct 30)
#1588: SERIAL KILLER (Wed, 2003 Oct 29)
#1587: ANGELINA JOLIE (Tue, 2003 Oct 28)
#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE (Mon, 2003 Oct 27)
#1585: GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS (Sun, 2003 Oct 26)
#1584: LEAP YEAR (Sat, 2003 Oct 25)
#1583: EXPERIMENTAL DICKITIS TREATMENT (Fri, 2003 Oct 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1605: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE BERSERKER HYPOTHESIS

Sat, 2003 Nov 15

berserkers, conspiracy duck*

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      THEY'VE DETECTED OUR INNOCENT RADIO SIGNALS AND ARE ON THEIR     
      WAY HERE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!! THEY MUST BE BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY  
      WAY I CAN THINK OF TO EXPLAIN THE FERMI PARADOX                  

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