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#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS (Thu, 2003 Nov 6)
#1595: BJORK (Wed, 2003 Nov 5)
#1594: ODD COUPLE 2003 (Tue, 2003 Nov 4)
#1593: MALARIA (Mon, 2003 Nov 3)
#1592: MARK MITSUBISHI (Sun, 2003 Nov 2)
#1591: MOTD (Sat, 2003 Nov 1)
#1590: NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM (Fri, 2003 Oct 31)
#1589: LET ALONE EAT IT (Thu, 2003 Oct 30)
#1588: SERIAL KILLER (Wed, 2003 Oct 29)
#1587: ANGELINA JOLIE (Tue, 2003 Oct 28)
#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE (Mon, 2003 Oct 27)
#1585: GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS (Sun, 2003 Oct 26)
#1584: LEAP YEAR (Sat, 2003 Oct 25)
#1583: EXPERIMENTAL DICKITIS TREATMENT (Fri, 2003 Oct 24)
#1582: SOME MILK (Thu, 2003 Oct 23)
#1581: CONSPIRACY DUCK: GNUTELLA PIONEER (Wed, 2003 Oct 22)
#1580: CHEMISTRY JOKE (Tue, 2003 Oct 21)
#1579: MORE OF A REQUEST (Mon, 2003 Oct 20)
#1578: DEAR ABBY (Sun, 2003 Oct 19)
#1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND (Sat, 2003 Oct 18)
#1576: ALL CRIPPLES ARE STUPID YOU SEE (Fri, 2003 Oct 17)
#1575: MEDICINE WOMAN (Thu, 2003 Oct 16)
#1574: WRENCH (Wed, 2003 Oct 15)
#1573: WHEN I JERK OFF (Tue, 2003 Oct 14)
#1572: CV QUALIFIERS (Mon, 2003 Oct 13)
#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN (Sun, 2003 Oct 12)
#1570: GAYDOME (Sat, 2003 Oct 11)
#1569: FILKING (Fri, 2003 Oct 10)
#1568: LOVERS (Thu, 2003 Oct 9)
#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE (Wed, 2003 Oct 8)
#1566: DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE (Tue, 2003 Oct 7)
#1565: ON BOOLEANS (Mon, 2003 Oct 6)
#1564: WRONG IN AT LEAST THREE WAYS (Sun, 2003 Oct 5)
#1563: SCIENTIFIC METHOD (Sat, 2003 Oct 4)
#1562: A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2003 Oct 3)
#1561: RAINING DOWN (Thu, 2003 Oct 2)
#1560: MARRY ME (Wed, 2003 Oct 1)
#1559: THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (Tue, 2003 Sep 30)
#1558: AN ORIGINAL POEM (Mon, 2003 Sep 29)
#1557: ERA (Sun, 2003 Sep 28)
#1556: NEVER BE THE SAME (Sat, 2003 Sep 27)
#1555: A LOOK BACK AT THE SPICE GIRLS (Fri, 2003 Sep 26)
#1554: CITIZEN KANE (Thu, 2003 Sep 25)
#1553: MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24)
#1552: GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23)
#1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1573: WHEN I JERK OFF

Tue, 2003 Oct 14

             __)),   WHEN I JERK OFF I CAN SEE GOD 
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