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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1575: MEDICINE WOMAN (Thu, 2003 Oct 16)
#1574: WRENCH (Wed, 2003 Oct 15)
#1573: WHEN I JERK OFF (Tue, 2003 Oct 14)
#1572: CV QUALIFIERS (Mon, 2003 Oct 13)
#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN (Sun, 2003 Oct 12)
#1570: GAYDOME (Sat, 2003 Oct 11)
#1569: FILKING (Fri, 2003 Oct 10)
#1568: LOVERS (Thu, 2003 Oct 9)
#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE (Wed, 2003 Oct 8)
#1566: DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE (Tue, 2003 Oct 7)
#1565: ON BOOLEANS (Mon, 2003 Oct 6)
#1564: WRONG IN AT LEAST THREE WAYS (Sun, 2003 Oct 5)
#1563: SCIENTIFIC METHOD (Sat, 2003 Oct 4)
#1562: A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2003 Oct 3)
#1561: RAINING DOWN (Thu, 2003 Oct 2)
#1560: MARRY ME (Wed, 2003 Oct 1)
#1559: THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (Tue, 2003 Sep 30)
#1558: AN ORIGINAL POEM (Mon, 2003 Sep 29)
#1557: ERA (Sun, 2003 Sep 28)
#1556: NEVER BE THE SAME (Sat, 2003 Sep 27)
#1555: A LOOK BACK AT THE SPICE GIRLS (Fri, 2003 Sep 26)
#1554: CITIZEN KANE (Thu, 2003 Sep 25)
#1553: MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24)
#1552: GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23)
#1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)
#1550: YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21)
#1549: WHEN I DRINK (Sat, 2003 Sep 20)
#1548: EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19)
#1547: GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18)
#1546: (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17)
#1545: SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16)
#1544: AL DENTE (Mon, 2003 Sep 15)
#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) (Sun, 2003 Sep 14)
#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP (Sat, 2003 Sep 13)
#1541: KITTENDOODLES (Fri, 2003 Sep 12)
#1540: WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2003 Sep 11)
#1539: (NO) SCRUBS (Wed, 2003 Sep 10)
#1538: THE KEY'S SPEECH (Tue, 2003 Sep 9)
#1537: LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY (Mon, 2003 Sep 8)
#1536: BLOSSOM (Sun, 2003 Sep 7)
#1535: WHACKOFF MAN (Sat, 2003 Sep 6)
#1534: DON'T TELL ANYONE (Fri, 2003 Sep 5)
#1533: CONSPIRACY DUCK: NEW WORLD ORDER (Thu, 2003 Sep 4)
#1532: EROGENOUS ZONE (Wed, 2003 Sep 3)
#1531: WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE (Tue, 2003 Sep 2)
#1530: ZELDA (Mon, 2003 Sep 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1552: GOODBYE GALILEO

Tue, 2003 Sep 23

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