> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"GOD ISN'T FOOLED"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#1526: MARQUEE (Thu, 2003 Aug 28)
#1525: IT BEGINS (Wed, 2003 Aug 27)
#1524: THE JEW WIZARD (Tue, 2003 Aug 26)
#1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE (Mon, 2003 Aug 25)
#1522: TWATWAD (Sun, 2003 Aug 24)
#1521: ONE MOMENT (Sat, 2003 Aug 23)
#1520: FLOWERS FOR (Fri, 2003 Aug 22)
#1519: GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21)
#1518: IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20)
#1517: MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19)
#1516: MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18)
#1515: POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17)
#1514: RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16)
#1513: TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15)
#1512: OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14)
#1511: CARROT TOP (Wed, 2003 Aug 13)
#1510: SINCERE CONCERN (Tue, 2003 Aug 12)
#1509: THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11)
#1508: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ORAL CANCER SOCIETY (Sun, 2003 Aug 10)
#1507: MUMMY'S CURSE (Sat, 2003 Aug 9)
#1506: REVISED AMERICAN FLAG (Fri, 2003 Aug 8)
#1505: NO ONE RULES (Thu, 2003 Aug 7)
#1504: HULL CRUSH DEPTH (Wed, 2003 Aug 6)
#1503: KLONDIKE BAR (Tue, 2003 Aug 5)
#1502: TWO WORDS (Mon, 2003 Aug 4)
#1501: GSR TEST (Sun, 2003 Aug 3)
#1500: IN THE NAME (Sat, 2003 Aug 2)
#1499: COLD SALVATION (Fri, 2003 Aug 1)
#1498: TMTOWTDM (Thu, 2003 Jul 31)
#1497: MURDER + FUCKING = MURDERFUCKING (Wed, 2003 Jul 30)
#1496: THREE QUESTIONS (Tue, 2003 Jul 29)
#1495: FRESH AIR (Mon, 2003 Jul 28)
#1494: BALLPICK (Sun, 2003 Jul 27)
#1493: WHY I BECAME A COP (Sat, 2003 Jul 26)
#1492: CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD (Fri, 2003 Jul 25)
#1491: WORST JACUZZI EVER (Thu, 2003 Jul 24)
#1490: OLD SCHOOL (Wed, 2003 Jul 23)
#1489: FEDERALISTS (Tue, 2003 Jul 22)
#1488: YOGA (Mon, 2003 Jul 21)
#1487: E-DONK (Sun, 2003 Jul 20)
#1486: PROGRAMMING IN THE 21ST CENTURY (Sat, 2003 Jul 19)
#1485: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (Fri, 2003 Jul 18)
#1484: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (Thu, 2003 Jul 17)
#1483: FALLOUT SHELTER (Wed, 2003 Jul 16)
#1482: TURTLE POKING II (Tue, 2003 Jul 15)
#1481: TURTLE POKING I (Mon, 2003 Jul 14)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1502: TWO WORDS | #1504: HULL CRUSH DEPTH >>>

#1503: KLONDIKE BAR

Tue, 2003 Aug 5

             WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR                     
             WOULD YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK?                             
\         /  WOULD YOU HONK LIKE A GOOSE?                             
 `-.`-'.-'   WOULD YOU BARK LIKE A DOG?                               
 ,:--.--:.   WOULD YOU TAKE A FAT DUMP IN MY FREAKISH ZIT OF A FACE?  
/ |  |  | \  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ON THE HOLY CROSS          
 /\  |  /\   AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR KIDDING AROUND WHEN I SAY THIS
 | `.:.'|    I'M ASKING YOU PLEASE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART        
    l42      IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF HUMAN COMPASSION     
             TAKE A CRAP ON MY BIG FAT FACE                           

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2003 Jul
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31    
2003 Aug
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            
2003 Sep
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30        
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe