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#1519: GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21)
#1518: IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20)
#1517: MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19)
#1516: MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18)
#1515: POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17)
#1514: RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16)
#1513: TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15)
#1512: OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14)
#1511: CARROT TOP (Wed, 2003 Aug 13)
#1510: SINCERE CONCERN (Tue, 2003 Aug 12)
#1509: THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11)
#1508: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ORAL CANCER SOCIETY (Sun, 2003 Aug 10)
#1507: MUMMY'S CURSE (Sat, 2003 Aug 9)
#1506: REVISED AMERICAN FLAG (Fri, 2003 Aug 8)
#1505: NO ONE RULES (Thu, 2003 Aug 7)
#1504: HULL CRUSH DEPTH (Wed, 2003 Aug 6)
#1503: KLONDIKE BAR (Tue, 2003 Aug 5)
#1502: TWO WORDS (Mon, 2003 Aug 4)
#1501: GSR TEST (Sun, 2003 Aug 3)
#1500: IN THE NAME (Sat, 2003 Aug 2)
#1499: COLD SALVATION (Fri, 2003 Aug 1)
#1498: TMTOWTDM (Thu, 2003 Jul 31)
#1497: MURDER + FUCKING = MURDERFUCKING (Wed, 2003 Jul 30)
#1496: THREE QUESTIONS (Tue, 2003 Jul 29)
#1495: FRESH AIR (Mon, 2003 Jul 28)
#1494: BALLPICK (Sun, 2003 Jul 27)
#1493: WHY I BECAME A COP (Sat, 2003 Jul 26)
#1492: CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD (Fri, 2003 Jul 25)
#1491: WORST JACUZZI EVER (Thu, 2003 Jul 24)
#1490: OLD SCHOOL (Wed, 2003 Jul 23)
#1489: FEDERALISTS (Tue, 2003 Jul 22)
#1488: YOGA (Mon, 2003 Jul 21)
#1487: E-DONK (Sun, 2003 Jul 20)
#1486: PROGRAMMING IN THE 21ST CENTURY (Sat, 2003 Jul 19)
#1485: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (Fri, 2003 Jul 18)
#1484: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (Thu, 2003 Jul 17)
#1483: FALLOUT SHELTER (Wed, 2003 Jul 16)
#1482: TURTLE POKING II (Tue, 2003 Jul 15)
#1481: TURTLE POKING I (Mon, 2003 Jul 14)
#1480: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR (Sun, 2003 Jul 13)
#1479: HOLLYWOOD DIET (Sat, 2003 Jul 12)
#1478: ALL NEW DARK ANGEL (Fri, 2003 Jul 11)
#1477: WATERSKIING (Thu, 2003 Jul 10)
#1476: NEW CRACK COCAINE (Wed, 2003 Jul 9)
#1475: LOST AND FOUND (Tue, 2003 Jul 8)
#1474: ACHY BREAKY DONG (Mon, 2003 Jul 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1496: THREE QUESTIONS

Tue, 2003 Jul 29

       ________           THREE QUESTIONS                    
   _jgN########Ngg_                                          
 _N##N@@""  ""9NN##Np_    * WHY DOES GARRY SHANDLING'S FACE  
d###P            N####p     LOOK LIKE IT WAS EXPOSED TO FLAME
"^^"              T####                                      
                  d###P   * ALSO WHY DOES HE SPELL HIS NAME  
               _g###@F      WITH TWO R'S                     
            _gN##@P                                          
          gN###F"         * FINALLY WHO RIPPED OFF MY RIGHT  
         d###F              LEG AND SHOVED IT UP MY OWN ASS  
        0###F                                                
        0###F             HELLO ANSWERS PLEASE               
        0###F                                                
        "NN@'                                                
                                                             
         ___                                                 
        q###r                                                
         ""   DH                                             

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