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#1469: HE MEANS DENIAL (Wed, 2003 Jul 2)
#1468: KARL MARX AND THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (Tue, 2003 Jul 1)
#1467: PRINTING ACCIDENT (Mon, 2003 Jun 30)
#1466: BLOGS SUCK (Sun, 2003 Jun 29)
#1465: KABOOM (Sat, 2003 Jun 28)
#1464: HUGELY DEFORMED (Fri, 2003 Jun 27)
#1463: THE ULTIMATE QUESTION (Thu, 2003 Jun 26)
#1462: RIVERDANCE (Wed, 2003 Jun 25)
#1461: SPLASH (Tue, 2003 Jun 24)
#1460: IT'S FOR BREAKFAST (Mon, 2003 Jun 23)
#1459: THE SWELLING (Sun, 2003 Jun 22)
#1458: STAR TREK FAQ (Sat, 2003 Jun 21)
#1457: FUTURAMA (Fri, 2003 Jun 20)
#1456: LLAMA (Thu, 2003 Jun 19)
#1455: A KEY (Wed, 2003 Jun 18)
#1454: CANDLE (Tue, 2003 Jun 17)
#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET (Mon, 2003 Jun 16)
#1452: INDIGO GIRLS (Sun, 2003 Jun 15)
#1451: ONE QUESTION (Sat, 2003 Jun 14)
#1450: METEOROLOGY (Fri, 2003 Jun 13)
#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE (Thu, 2003 Jun 12)
#1448: THE IROQUIS LESSON (Wed, 2003 Jun 11)
#1447: PRO-BEATING (Tue, 2003 Jun 10)
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#1443: ONLY EIGHT (Fri, 2003 Jun 6)
#1442: DEFENSE MECHANISM (Thu, 2003 Jun 5)
#1441: AND HE WAS NEVER INVITED BACK TO EL POLLO LOCO (Wed, 2003 Jun 4)
#1440: ANKYLOSAUR (Tue, 2003 Jun 3)
#1439: SPIKE (Mon, 2003 Jun 2)
#1438: MR. TELEVISION (Sun, 2003 Jun 1)
#1437: KUDLOW & CRAMER (Sat, 2003 May 31)
#1436: EUCLID'S POSTULATES (Fri, 2003 May 30)
#1435: JIGSAW PUZZLE (Thu, 2003 May 29)
#1434: STOCKING STUFFER (Wed, 2003 May 28)
#1433: RENFAIRE (Tue, 2003 May 27)
#1432: SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA (Mon, 2003 May 26)
#1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE (Sun, 2003 May 25)
#1430: SPLIT INFINITIVE (Sat, 2003 May 24)
#1429: SECRET OF PHOTO 51 (Fri, 2003 May 23)
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#1451: ONE QUESTION

Sat, 2003 Jun 14

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