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#1487: E-DONK (Sun, 2003 Jul 20)
#1486: PROGRAMMING IN THE 21ST CENTURY (Sat, 2003 Jul 19)
#1485: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (Fri, 2003 Jul 18)
#1484: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (Thu, 2003 Jul 17)
#1483: FALLOUT SHELTER (Wed, 2003 Jul 16)
#1482: TURTLE POKING II (Tue, 2003 Jul 15)
#1481: TURTLE POKING I (Mon, 2003 Jul 14)
#1480: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR (Sun, 2003 Jul 13)
#1479: HOLLYWOOD DIET (Sat, 2003 Jul 12)
#1478: ALL NEW DARK ANGEL (Fri, 2003 Jul 11)
#1477: WATERSKIING (Thu, 2003 Jul 10)
#1476: NEW CRACK COCAINE (Wed, 2003 Jul 9)
#1475: LOST AND FOUND (Tue, 2003 Jul 8)
#1474: ACHY BREAKY DONG (Mon, 2003 Jul 7)
#1473: DRAGON MASTER (Sun, 2003 Jul 6)
#1472: DOOM III (Sat, 2003 Jul 5)
#1471: LEANING TOWER (Fri, 2003 Jul 4)
#1470: W.W.S.D. (Thu, 2003 Jul 3)
#1469: HE MEANS DENIAL (Wed, 2003 Jul 2)
#1468: KARL MARX AND THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (Tue, 2003 Jul 1)
#1467: PRINTING ACCIDENT (Mon, 2003 Jun 30)
#1466: BLOGS SUCK (Sun, 2003 Jun 29)
#1465: KABOOM (Sat, 2003 Jun 28)
#1464: HUGELY DEFORMED (Fri, 2003 Jun 27)
#1463: THE ULTIMATE QUESTION (Thu, 2003 Jun 26)
#1462: RIVERDANCE (Wed, 2003 Jun 25)
#1461: SPLASH (Tue, 2003 Jun 24)
#1460: IT'S FOR BREAKFAST (Mon, 2003 Jun 23)
#1459: THE SWELLING (Sun, 2003 Jun 22)
#1458: STAR TREK FAQ (Sat, 2003 Jun 21)
#1457: FUTURAMA (Fri, 2003 Jun 20)
#1456: LLAMA (Thu, 2003 Jun 19)
#1455: A KEY (Wed, 2003 Jun 18)
#1454: CANDLE (Tue, 2003 Jun 17)
#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET (Mon, 2003 Jun 16)
#1452: INDIGO GIRLS (Sun, 2003 Jun 15)
#1451: ONE QUESTION (Sat, 2003 Jun 14)
#1450: METEOROLOGY (Fri, 2003 Jun 13)
#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE (Thu, 2003 Jun 12)
#1448: THE IROQUIS LESSON (Wed, 2003 Jun 11)
#1447: PRO-BEATING (Tue, 2003 Jun 10)
#1446: TOILET (Mon, 2003 Jun 9)
#1445: EAT NATTO (Sun, 2003 Jun 8)
#1444: MASON MARCONI (Sat, 2003 Jun 7)
#1443: ONLY EIGHT (Fri, 2003 Jun 6)
#1442: DEFENSE MECHANISM (Thu, 2003 Jun 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1464: HUGELY DEFORMED

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