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#1456: LLAMA (Thu, 2003 Jun 19)
#1455: A KEY (Wed, 2003 Jun 18)
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#1452: INDIGO GIRLS (Sun, 2003 Jun 15)
#1451: ONE QUESTION (Sat, 2003 Jun 14)
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#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE (Thu, 2003 Jun 12)
#1448: THE IROQUIS LESSON (Wed, 2003 Jun 11)
#1447: PRO-BEATING (Tue, 2003 Jun 10)
#1446: TOILET (Mon, 2003 Jun 9)
#1445: EAT NATTO (Sun, 2003 Jun 8)
#1444: MASON MARCONI (Sat, 2003 Jun 7)
#1443: ONLY EIGHT (Fri, 2003 Jun 6)
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#1438: MR. TELEVISION (Sun, 2003 Jun 1)
#1437: KUDLOW & CRAMER (Sat, 2003 May 31)
#1436: EUCLID'S POSTULATES (Fri, 2003 May 30)
#1435: JIGSAW PUZZLE (Thu, 2003 May 29)
#1434: STOCKING STUFFER (Wed, 2003 May 28)
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#1423: MISSION FROM GOD (Sat, 2003 May 17)
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#1421: LIFTING OFF THE SOUTH LAWN FOR THE LAST TIME (Thu, 2003 May 15)
#1420: ABSOLUT (Wed, 2003 May 14)
#1419: OXYGEN TANKS (Tue, 2003 May 13)
#1418: BORN ADDICTED (Mon, 2003 May 12)
#1417: DIXIE CHICKS (Sun, 2003 May 11)
#1416: DREAM COME TRUE (Sat, 2003 May 10)
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#1414: THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE (Thu, 2003 May 8)
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#1436: EUCLID'S POSTULATES

Fri, 2003 May 30

         __                     1. THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO  
        / /\                       FAGS IS A STRAIGHT LINE            
       / /  \                                                         
      / /    \__________        2. ANY STRAIGHT LINE SEGMENT CAN BE   
     / /      \        /\          BENT IN HALF INTO A U              
    /_/        \      / /                                             
 ___\ \      ___\____/_/_       3. A PINK TRIANGLE CAN BE DRAWN AROUND
/____\ \    /___________/\         ANY GAY MAN                        
\     \ \   \           \ \                                           
 \     \ \   \____       \ \    4. ALL RIGHT ANGLES ARE POINTY        
  \     \ \  /   /\       \ \                                         
   \   / \_\/   / /        \ \  5. IF TWO LINES SOMETHING SOMETHING   
    \ /        / /__________\/     INTERSECT SOMETHING SOMETHING      
     /        / /     /            SUM OF THE INNER ANGLES SOMETHING  
    /        / /     /             SOMETHING INVARIABLY MUST INTER-   
   /________/ /\    /              SOMETHING SOMETHING HITTING THE    
   \________\/\ \  /               SAUCE                              
               \_\/jiri                                               

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