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#1411: BOOMERANG (Mon, 2003 May 5)
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#1409: HOOK ME UP (Sat, 2003 May 3)
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#1407: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT (Thu, 2003 May 1)
#1406: FREEDOM PIZZA (Wed, 2003 Apr 30)
#1405: UNSQUEEZE (Tue, 2003 Apr 29)
#1404: WORDS ARE HARD (Mon, 2003 Apr 28)
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#1392: THE SNEAKERS-INDIANA JONES CONNECTION (Wed, 2003 Apr 16)
#1391: PROTESTING THE WAR (Tue, 2003 Apr 15)
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#1407: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

Thu, 2003 May 1

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