> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"I HAVE PINKEYE"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3)
...
#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE (Thu, 2003 Jun 12)
#1448: THE IROQUIS LESSON (Wed, 2003 Jun 11)
#1447: PRO-BEATING (Tue, 2003 Jun 10)
#1446: TOILET (Mon, 2003 Jun 9)
#1445: EAT NATTO (Sun, 2003 Jun 8)
#1444: MASON MARCONI (Sat, 2003 Jun 7)
#1443: ONLY EIGHT (Fri, 2003 Jun 6)
#1442: DEFENSE MECHANISM (Thu, 2003 Jun 5)
#1441: AND HE WAS NEVER INVITED BACK TO EL POLLO LOCO (Wed, 2003 Jun 4)
#1440: ANKYLOSAUR (Tue, 2003 Jun 3)
#1439: SPIKE (Mon, 2003 Jun 2)
#1438: MR. TELEVISION (Sun, 2003 Jun 1)
#1437: KUDLOW & CRAMER (Sat, 2003 May 31)
#1436: EUCLID'S POSTULATES (Fri, 2003 May 30)
#1435: JIGSAW PUZZLE (Thu, 2003 May 29)
#1434: STOCKING STUFFER (Wed, 2003 May 28)
#1433: RENFAIRE (Tue, 2003 May 27)
#1432: SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA (Mon, 2003 May 26)
#1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE (Sun, 2003 May 25)
#1430: SPLIT INFINITIVE (Sat, 2003 May 24)
#1429: SECRET OF PHOTO 51 (Fri, 2003 May 23)
#1428: FAMOUS PERSON (Thu, 2003 May 22)
#1427: GAY VAMPIRE (Wed, 2003 May 21)
#1426: SACRED BEAST (Tue, 2003 May 20)
#1425: ESTONIA IN NATO (Mon, 2003 May 19)
#1424: QUEEREST SIGN (Sun, 2003 May 18)
#1423: MISSION FROM GOD (Sat, 2003 May 17)
#1422: SIR (Fri, 2003 May 16)
#1421: LIFTING OFF THE SOUTH LAWN FOR THE LAST TIME (Thu, 2003 May 15)
#1420: ABSOLUT (Wed, 2003 May 14)
#1419: OXYGEN TANKS (Tue, 2003 May 13)
#1418: BORN ADDICTED (Mon, 2003 May 12)
#1417: DIXIE CHICKS (Sun, 2003 May 11)
#1416: DREAM COME TRUE (Sat, 2003 May 10)
#1415: TURNTABLE (Fri, 2003 May 9)
#1414: THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE (Thu, 2003 May 8)
#1413: BLUES BROTHERS (Wed, 2003 May 7)
#1412: PRODUCT PLACEMENT (Tue, 2003 May 6)
#1411: BOOMERANG (Mon, 2003 May 5)
#1410: CRICKET (Sun, 2003 May 4)
#1409: HOOK ME UP (Sat, 2003 May 3)
#1408: FRIENDSTER (Fri, 2003 May 2)
#1407: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT (Thu, 2003 May 1)
#1406: FREEDOM PIZZA (Wed, 2003 Apr 30)
#1405: UNSQUEEZE (Tue, 2003 Apr 29)
#1404: WORDS ARE HARD (Mon, 2003 Apr 28)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1425: ESTONIA IN NATO | #1427: GAY VAMPIRE >>>

#1426: SACRED BEAST

Tue, 2003 May 20

CAREFUL BABY JESUS                                           
I THINK THAT COW MIGHT BE JEWISH                             
IF HE TRIES ANYTHING JUST FORCE HIM TO EAT HIMSELF           
WAIT THAT'S HINDU                                            
WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH JUST CODENAME FOR TERRORISTS           
                                                             
                       _,-,_                                 
                      ((())))                                
                      )(e e)(                                
                      (| - |)                                
                     _)(\_/)(_                               
         _._.--''--/`   \ /   `\                             
      ,-`\  \    _/      ^      \                            
     /   a`-.| ,====,           ,-'~~'-,_  _,--''--,_        
    ( |\a   \ ((`. .))    (\   /         ''          `\      
     \| \ \'|  )) -/(      ))_/                  ,     )\    
      '  `-'\  {`\/ \  (\ /`\ /)                (      | \   
             \/      )  `<   `<     ,         , \     /   )  
             /    (0)/    \ ^  \ _/  \    /_,-| '\    (   "` 
            (   o'o~`-,    \\, // \   \   |   |  /\   \      
            /`--'/     \    o/)|   \  /\  )   (  > (  >      
           |            \      |    ||  ||    | /  | /       
            \_ _,->      \     |    ||  ||    //   //        
            |___|(__,___._)_,__|    /|  /|   /|   /|         
                                -- '' -'-'-- '' -'-'      miK

FART BACK NEW
WHAT'S IT LIKE DOWN IN THAT WELL?
CHAT NEW#AAF @ EFNET on IRC
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2003 Apr
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30      
2003 May
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
2003 Jun
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30          
BY KEYWORD 2010, 24, 911, aaliyah, al gore, alien, all you have, anger*, anime, anna nicole smith, annie ascii, answer bear*, apollo, apple, aria giovanni, asia carrera, asperger, atari, babylon 5, battlefield, battlestar galactica, beatles, best of, best part, bionic woman, blank, blog, bobby brown, bravo, britney spears, bush, calvin, canada, cassini, chalkboard, chaps*, cheers, clam*, confessions*, conspiracy duck*, cosby, creampie, critic, crysis, dean, defcon, derek smart, desirae, dilbert, disney, doctor who, don't hate me, doom, dot, dune, eaten*, election 2004, election 2008, ellen degeneres, er, escher, everybody loves raymond, family guy, fear, figlet, flea*, fred friendly, freespace, french, friends, garfield, geography, german, gnutella, god help me, google, grand theft auto, gun free zones, haiku, half-life, halo, harry potter, henry, hershey*, hillary clinton, hulk, hurricane, ideograms, immigration, inconsolable, iphone, iraq, islam, jasmin st. claire, jerkcity, jesus, jody watley, john travolta, jon stewart, katamari, kirara, korean, law and order, left eye, linux, logo, lord of the rings, lottery, lyrics, macintosh, marilyn manson, mash, matrix, meme, memento, meta, michael jackson, michael moore, midori, milf, mormon, nabis, napster, nasa, nazi, nerd boy, nethack, newsgroup, niven, ocean's thirteen, onion, open source, original, orkut, p2p, pac-man, panther, particle, patriot act, peanuts, perl, perspective, please shut up*, pluto, poem, pokemon, poker, polyamory, pooh, porn, pornstar, portal, powerpuff, python, quake, quebec, queer eye, r. kelly, rape rays*, red dwarf, rent, richard stallman, roger ebert, ron paul, russian, sanrio, sarah silverman, saturday night live, scrubs, second life, sesame, sesame street, shitting, shuttle, simple, simpsons, skull, slashdot, south park, special, spice girls, spongebob, spore, star trek, star wars, starcraft, starship troopers, strike, tattoo, tax, tetris, thanksgiving, third rock, tlc, togos, tomb raider, tools*, topical, transsexual, transvestite, treo, true story, tsunami, twitter, understatement, usenet, vanessa del rio, vegan, west wing, wiccan*, wii, wiki, wikipedia, wishful thinking, witchblade, wolfenstein, word, wwjd, xbox, zombie*
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 3450
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (9.4 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips in the queue: 3 (0.4 weeks' worth)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, xkcd
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery