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#1407: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT (Thu, 2003 May 1)
#1406: FREEDOM PIZZA (Wed, 2003 Apr 30)
#1405: UNSQUEEZE (Tue, 2003 Apr 29)
#1404: WORDS ARE HARD (Mon, 2003 Apr 28)
#1403: ROBERT THE SPACEMAN SAYS (Sun, 2003 Apr 27)
#1402: LORD OF THE RINGS GOES COMMERCIAL (Sat, 2003 Apr 26)
#1401: OXYGEN TANK (Fri, 2003 Apr 25)
#1400: WINNER TAKES ALL (Thu, 2003 Apr 24)
#1399: DEMOCRATS (Wed, 2003 Apr 23)
#1398: SWASTIKA (Tue, 2003 Apr 22)
#1397: NOT THE BEST NES GAME (Mon, 2003 Apr 21)
#1396: HAPPY EASTER (Sun, 2003 Apr 20)
#1395: OCTOTHORPE (Sat, 2003 Apr 19)
#1394: DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES (Fri, 2003 Apr 18)
#1393: SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY (Thu, 2003 Apr 17)
#1392: THE SNEAKERS-INDIANA JONES CONNECTION (Wed, 2003 Apr 16)
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#1389: FOURTEEN (Sun, 2003 Apr 13)
#1388: ALL YOUR BASE (Sat, 2003 Apr 12)
#1387: CAMELS (Fri, 2003 Apr 11)
#1386: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS (Thu, 2003 Apr 10)
#1385: A MESSAGE FOR YOU (Wed, 2003 Apr 9)
#1384: THE CHALKBOARD II: THE WRATH OF THE CHALKBOARD (Tue, 2003 Apr 8)
#1383: LET'S FORM A BAND (Mon, 2003 Apr 7)
#1382: MAGNETO AND GANDALF (Sun, 2003 Apr 6)
#1381: TORTURE DEVICE (Sat, 2003 Apr 5)
#1380: IMAC (Fri, 2003 Apr 4)
#1379: AMERICAN HISTORY X (Thu, 2003 Apr 3)
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#1375: LINCOS (Sun, 2003 Mar 30)
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#1396: HAPPY EASTER

Sun, 2003 Apr 20

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