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#1480: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR

Sun, 2003 Jul 13

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 DEAR ANSWER BEAR                             
                                              
 FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY I LOVE THE SHOW        
 NEVER MISS A SINGLE EPISODE                  
                                              
 SO ON TO MY QUESTION BASICALLY I HAVE        
 TERTIARY PNEUMONIA AND SOME SERIOUS RASHES   
 AND THE LIKE FROM MY ADVANCING AIDS DUE      
 TO TOUCHING AND SUCKING THINGS I PROBABLY    
 SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED AND SUCKED            
                                              
 SO IS THERE SOME SORT OF SALVE OR LOTION     
 I CAN RUB ON MY CHOPS THAT WILL CLEAR THIS UP
                                              
 SINCERELY, FAGGOT FROM FARGO                 
                                              
                                              
 THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
                                              
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