> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH OR YOU ALREADY KNOW"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4)
#4484: HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3)
#4483: ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2)
#4482: RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1)
#4481: THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30)
#4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29)
#4479: MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28)
#4478: ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27)
#4477: MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26)
#4476: CHILDREN'S OPERA (Sun, 2011 Sep 25)
#4475: METHANE (Sat, 2011 Sep 24)
#4474: LINGERIE (Fri, 2011 Sep 23)
#4473: INSANITY (Thu, 2011 Sep 22)
#4472: SHAKYCAM (Wed, 2011 Sep 21)
#4471: MASTURBATORY TINNITIS (Tue, 2011 Sep 20)
#4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0 (Mon, 2011 Sep 19)
#4469: DEUS EX 3 (Sun, 2011 Sep 18)
#4468: OBAMANOMICS (Sat, 2011 Sep 17)
#4467: NO TIPS (Fri, 2011 Sep 16)
#4466: PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15)
#4465: FINANCIAL ADVICE (Wed, 2011 Sep 14)
#4464: GIN AND TONIC (Tue, 2011 Sep 13)
#4463: MELOS (Mon, 2011 Sep 12)
#4462: EUROPANS (Sun, 2011 Sep 11)
#4461: LADY DI REDUX (Sat, 2011 Sep 10)
#4460: MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS (Fri, 2011 Sep 9)
#4459: STONEHENGE (Thu, 2011 Sep 8)
#4458: DICK CHENEY (Wed, 2011 Sep 7)
#4457: SURGEON AIRPLANE (Tue, 2011 Sep 6)
#4456: SIKHISM (Mon, 2011 Sep 5)
#4455: SNORKEL-USER (Sun, 2011 Sep 4)
#4454: GYMNASIUM (Sat, 2011 Sep 3)
#4453: STAG PARTY (Fri, 2011 Sep 2)
#4452: SNAKECHARMER (Thu, 2011 Sep 1)
#4451: HURRICANE IRENE (Wed, 2011 Aug 31)
#4450: VICTOR SIERRA (Tue, 2011 Aug 30)
#4449: APPOMATTOX (Mon, 2011 Aug 29)
#4448: MENS REA (Sun, 2011 Aug 28)
#4447: WORSE THAN BLOGGER (Sat, 2011 Aug 27)
#4446: GROUPON (Fri, 2011 Aug 26)
#4445: HUMAN REVOLUTION (Thu, 2011 Aug 25)
#4444: THE MICHELIN MAN HAS HAD ENOUGH (Wed, 2011 Aug 24)
#4443: EVIDENCE (Tue, 2011 Aug 23)
#4442: MARINE CORPS BALL (Mon, 2011 Aug 22)
#4441: CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES (Sun, 2011 Aug 21)
#4440: DRILL (Sat, 2011 Aug 20)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #4461: LADY DI REDUX | #4463: MELOS >>>

#4462: EUROPANS

Sun, 2011 Sep 11

2010

           +  .        _            .-.                         
                   3==({)_    .    (   \                        
  +  .             _  )`\-|      *  )   \                       
          .       /_`' // |\     .-'     `-a:f                  
.                B'/`-'M\_| )   /       .                       
        . *       //       (   /      .                         
                 B'         `-'                                 
                                                                
   ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS                                   
                                                                
     EXCEPT EUROPA                                              
                                                                
       ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE                                 
                                                                
   ON SECOND THOUGHT THE EUROPEAN UNDERSEA LIFE                 
   IS KIND OF A BUNCH OF DICKS                                  
                                                                
   SO GO AHEAD AND LAND THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM
                                                                
   FUCK THEM THEY WON'T PLAY PARCHEESI WITH US                  

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2011 Aug
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31      
2011 Sep
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  
2011 Oct
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2020 Jul 14)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe