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#4463: MELOS

Mon, 2011 Sep 12

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   WAIT WAIT BEFORE WE START LET'S ENGAGE IN A MELIAN DIALOGUE              
                                                                            
   (I SAID THAT BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEONE SAY IT IN THIS CONTEXT              
    AND IT SOUNDS SMART)                                                    
                                                                            
   HOLD ON                                                                  
                                                                            
   (LOOKING UP WHAT THE TERM MEANS)                                         
                                                                            
   OH FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU                                                    

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