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#4521: NO SMOKING (Wed, 2011 Nov 9)
#4520: COLLECT SUNLIGHT (Tue, 2011 Nov 8)
#4519: SHIELD (Mon, 2011 Nov 7)
#4518: SEVENTY PERCENT (Sun, 2011 Nov 6)
#4517: MARIONETTE OR ... (Sat, 2011 Nov 5)
#4516: NEPTUNE SPEAKS (Fri, 2011 Nov 4)
#4515: MUD (Thu, 2011 Nov 3)
#4514: SHOWER (Wed, 2011 Nov 2)
#4513: SAMURAI (Tue, 2011 Nov 1)
#4512: GUEST BLOGGER (Mon, 2011 Oct 31)
#4511: BOWLING (Sun, 2011 Oct 30)
#4510: BOUQUET (Sat, 2011 Oct 29)
#4509: PUT 'EM UP (Fri, 2011 Oct 28)
#4508: FLAMINGO (Thu, 2011 Oct 27)
#4507: DOTS (Wed, 2011 Oct 26)
#4506: WINTER (Tue, 2011 Oct 25)
#4505: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (Mon, 2011 Oct 24)
#4504: CHEVY VOLT (Sun, 2011 Oct 23)
#4503: CANADIAN EDEN (Sat, 2011 Oct 22)
#4502: BERSERKERS (Fri, 2011 Oct 21)
#4501: THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20)
#4500: BOOM BOX (Wed, 2011 Oct 19)
#4499: ASK NOT (Tue, 2011 Oct 18)
#4498: DELAY IN UPDATES (Mon, 2011 Oct 17)
#4497: GIANT SQUID (Sun, 2011 Oct 16)
#4496: DALI (Sat, 2011 Oct 15)
#4495: SCISSORS (Fri, 2011 Oct 14)
#4494: ARCHERY (Thu, 2011 Oct 13)
#4493: FULL DISCLOSURE (Wed, 2011 Oct 12)
#4492: THE PLURAL OF ANUBIS (Tue, 2011 Oct 11)
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#4490: ANOSOGNOSIA (Sun, 2011 Oct 9)
#4489: WATERING CAN (Sat, 2011 Oct 8)
#4488: STEVE JOBS (Fri, 2011 Oct 7)
#4487: RAGE RELEASE DATE (Thu, 2011 Oct 6)
#4486: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE (Wed, 2011 Oct 5)
#4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4)
#4484: HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3)
#4483: ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2)
#4482: RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1)
#4481: THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30)
#4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29)
#4479: MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28)
#4478: ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27)
#4477: MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26)
#4476: CHILDREN'S OPERA (Sun, 2011 Sep 25)
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#4498: DELAY IN UPDATES

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