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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4541: SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING (Tue, 2011 Nov 29)
#4540: MARIMBA (Mon, 2011 Nov 28)
#4539: SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27)
#4538: HURTFUL WORDS (Sat, 2011 Nov 26)
#4537: SEEKED COMPLIMENTS (Fri, 2011 Nov 25)
#4536: THE MUPPETS (Thu, 2011 Nov 24)
#4535: TWO AMBULANCES (Wed, 2011 Nov 23)
#4534: ARBOR (Tue, 2011 Nov 22)
#4533: I SHOT THE SHERIFF (Mon, 2011 Nov 21)
#4532: SAILBOAT (Sun, 2011 Nov 20)
#4531: SKIRTS (Sat, 2011 Nov 19)
#4530: VACUUM CLEANER BAG (Fri, 2011 Nov 18)
#4529: OKCUPID (Thu, 2011 Nov 17)
#4528: MENORAH (Wed, 2011 Nov 16)
#4527: LADY IN THE LAKE (Tue, 2011 Nov 15)
#4526: NINTENDO 64 (Mon, 2011 Nov 14)
#4525: THE FACES ON MOUNT RUSHMORE (Sun, 2011 Nov 13)
#4524: MOON (Sat, 2011 Nov 12)
#4523: ALCHEMOLOGY (Fri, 2011 Nov 11)
#4522: MONK (Thu, 2011 Nov 10)
#4521: NO SMOKING (Wed, 2011 Nov 9)
#4520: COLLECT SUNLIGHT (Tue, 2011 Nov 8)
#4519: SHIELD (Mon, 2011 Nov 7)
#4518: SEVENTY PERCENT (Sun, 2011 Nov 6)
#4517: MARIONETTE OR ... (Sat, 2011 Nov 5)
#4516: NEPTUNE SPEAKS (Fri, 2011 Nov 4)
#4515: MUD (Thu, 2011 Nov 3)
#4514: SHOWER (Wed, 2011 Nov 2)
#4513: SAMURAI (Tue, 2011 Nov 1)
#4512: GUEST BLOGGER (Mon, 2011 Oct 31)
#4511: BOWLING (Sun, 2011 Oct 30)
#4510: BOUQUET (Sat, 2011 Oct 29)
#4509: PUT 'EM UP (Fri, 2011 Oct 28)
#4508: FLAMINGO (Thu, 2011 Oct 27)
#4507: DOTS (Wed, 2011 Oct 26)
#4506: WINTER (Tue, 2011 Oct 25)
#4505: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (Mon, 2011 Oct 24)
#4504: CHEVY VOLT (Sun, 2011 Oct 23)
#4503: CANADIAN EDEN (Sat, 2011 Oct 22)
#4502: BERSERKERS (Fri, 2011 Oct 21)
#4501: THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20)
#4500: BOOM BOX (Wed, 2011 Oct 19)
#4499: ASK NOT (Tue, 2011 Oct 18)
#4498: DELAY IN UPDATES (Mon, 2011 Oct 17)
#4497: GIANT SQUID (Sun, 2011 Oct 16)
#4496: DALI (Sat, 2011 Oct 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4518: SEVENTY PERCENT

Sun, 2011 Nov 6

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