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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4573: MORE THAN YOU'D THINK (Sat, 2011 Dec 31)
#4572: THIEF (Fri, 2011 Dec 30)
#4571: FUTURE WARS (Thu, 2011 Dec 29)
#4570: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED HATER (Wed, 2011 Dec 28)
#4569: IT'S A PRINTER (Tue, 2011 Dec 27)
#4568: THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26)
#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25)
#4566: FISH EYE LENS (Sat, 2011 Dec 24)
#4565: TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23)
#4564: PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22)
#4563: U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21)
#4562: MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20)
#4561: THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19)
#4560: SANDWICH (Sun, 2011 Dec 18)
#4559: HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17)
#4558: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16)
#4557: GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15)
#4556: DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14)
#4555: YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13)
#4554: YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12)
#4553: YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11)
#4552: YACHT (Sat, 2011 Dec 10)
#4551: TIME ZONES (Fri, 2011 Dec 9)
#4550: A TREASURE MAP (Thu, 2011 Dec 8)
#4549: THE BEST LINE FROM TERMINATOR 2 (Wed, 2011 Dec 7)
#4548: IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN (Tue, 2011 Dec 6)
#4547: UNICYCLE (Mon, 2011 Dec 5)
#4546: AMBITION (Sun, 2011 Dec 4)
#4545: MAYBE AMERICA'S HAPPINESS IS WHAT HE MEANT (Sat, 2011 Dec 3)
#4544: FUSION CUISINE (Fri, 2011 Dec 2)
#4543: GOODBYE CURIOSITY (Thu, 2011 Dec 1)
#4542: STOMACH ACHE (Wed, 2011 Nov 30)
#4541: SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING (Tue, 2011 Nov 29)
#4540: MARIMBA (Mon, 2011 Nov 28)
#4539: SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27)
#4538: HURTFUL WORDS (Sat, 2011 Nov 26)
#4537: SEEKED COMPLIMENTS (Fri, 2011 Nov 25)
#4536: THE MUPPETS (Thu, 2011 Nov 24)
#4535: TWO AMBULANCES (Wed, 2011 Nov 23)
#4534: ARBOR (Tue, 2011 Nov 22)
#4533: I SHOT THE SHERIFF (Mon, 2011 Nov 21)
#4532: SAILBOAT (Sun, 2011 Nov 20)
#4531: SKIRTS (Sat, 2011 Nov 19)
#4530: VACUUM CLEANER BAG (Fri, 2011 Nov 18)
#4529: OKCUPID (Thu, 2011 Nov 17)
#4528: MENORAH (Wed, 2011 Nov 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4550: A TREASURE MAP

Thu, 2011 Dec 8

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|  _   ~~ ~~ __,---'_       "         `. ~~~ _,--.  ~~~~ __,---.  ~~| 
| | \___ ~~ /      ( )   "          "   `-.,' (') \~~ ~ (  / _\ \~~ | 
|  \    \__/_   __(( _)_      (    "   "     (_\_) \___~ `-.___,'  ~| 
|~~ \     (  )_(__)_|( ))  "   ))          "   |    "  \ ~~ ~~~ _ ~~| 
|  ~ \__ (( _( (  ))  ) _)    ((     \\//    " |   "    \_____,' | ~| 
|~~ ~   \  ( ))(_)(_)_)|  "    ))    //\\ " __,---._  "  "   "  /~~~| 
|    ~~~ |(_ _)| | |   |   "  (   "      ,-'~~~ ~~~ `-.   ___  /~ ~ | 
| ~~     |  |  |   |   _,--- ,--. _  "  (~~  ~~~~  ~~~ ) /___\ \~~ ~| 
|  ~ ~~ /   |      _,----._,'`--'\.`-._  `._~~_~__~_,-'  |H__|  \ ~~| 
|~~    / "     _,-' / `\ ,' / _'  \`.---.._          __        " \~ | 
| ~~~ / /   .-' , / ' _,'_  -  _ '- _`._ `.`-._    _/- `--.   " " \~| 
|  ~ / / _-- `---,~.-' __   --  _,---.  `-._   _,-'- / ` \ \_   " |~| 
| ~ | | -- _    /~/  `-_- _  _,' '  \ \_`-._,-'  / --   \  - \_   / | 
|~~ | \ -      /~~| "     ,-'_ /-  `_ ._`._`-...._____...._,--'  /~~| 
| ~~\  \_ /   /~~/    ___  `---  ---  - - ' ,--.     ___        |~ ~| 
|~   \      ,'~~|  " (o o)   "         " " |~~~ \_,-' ~ `.     ,'~~ | 
| ~~ ~|__,-'~~~~~\    \"/      "  "   "    /~ ~~   O ~ ~~`-.__/~ ~~~| 
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|____~jrei~__~_______~~_~____~~_____~~___~_~~___~\_|_/ ~_____~___~__| 
/ \----- ----- ------------  ------- ----- -------  --------  -------\
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    THIS IS A TREASURE MAP TO FIND A PILE OF FOSSILIZED SHIT          
                                                                      
    ONCE IT WAS STEAMY BUT NOW IT IS ROCK-LIKE                        
                                                                      
    JUST THINK !!!! OF THE DETAILS OF THE ALIMENTARY CANAL            
    THAT THIS SHIT COILED THROUGH BEFORE BEING EXCRETED INTO          
    A HOLE AND THEN BURIED AND THEN MARKED WITH A BIG "X"             
                                                                      
                                                                      

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