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#4623: GOOD NEIGHBORS (Sun, 2012 Feb 19)
#4622: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE (Sat, 2012 Feb 18)
#4621: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO (Fri, 2012 Feb 17)
#4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE (Thu, 2012 Feb 16)
#4619: MONADS (Wed, 2012 Feb 15)
#4618: BE MY VALENTINE (Tue, 2012 Feb 14)
#4617: TRUMAN (Mon, 2012 Feb 13)
#4616: IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES (Sun, 2012 Feb 12)
#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE (Sat, 2012 Feb 11)
#4614: THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10)
#4613: GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (Thu, 2012 Feb 9)
#4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8)
#4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7)
#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6)
#4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5)
#4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4)
#4607: REMOVING THE OPTION (Fri, 2012 Feb 3)
#4606: RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2)
#4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1)
#4604: ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31)
#4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30)
#4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES (Sun, 2012 Jan 29)
#4601: OSHA WARNING (Sat, 2012 Jan 28)
#4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27)
#4599: AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26)
#4598: SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25)
#4597: SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24)
#4596: SAMMY THE SEAHORSE (Mon, 2012 Jan 23)
#4595: CRUISE SHIP (Sun, 2012 Jan 22)
#4594: THE NASA UNICORN (Sat, 2012 Jan 21)
#4593: THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20)
#4592: NUCLEAR SECRETS (Thu, 2012 Jan 19)
#4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT (Wed, 2012 Jan 18)
#4590: FIRST CONTACT REQUEST (Tue, 2012 Jan 17)
#4589: THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS (Mon, 2012 Jan 16)
#4588: ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER (Sun, 2012 Jan 15)
#4587: BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14)
#4586: WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13)
#4585: FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12)
#4584: REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11)
#4583: LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10)
#4582: B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9)
#4581: FAHRENHEIT (Sun, 2012 Jan 8)
#4580: TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7)
#4579: SEWING MACHINE (Fri, 2012 Jan 6)
#4578: UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER

Fri, 2012 Jan 27

hitler

EXCUSE ME SIR YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME I AM A ***MOTHER***          
HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE BEAUTY AND JOY OF BRINGING A                     
CHILD INTO THIS WORLD???                                                 
                                                                         
THE MIRACLE OF CREATION THAT HAS BEEN EXPERIENCED BY BILLIONS            
OF BEAUTIFUL OTHER WYMEN BEFORE YOU???                                   
                                                                         
DO YOU THINK THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HITLER WAS AN UPPITY BITCH ABOUT
BEING A MOTHER AND TOOK LOTS OF TIME OFF WORK BECAUSE HER "KID WAS SICK" 
                                                                         
                                                                         
                                                                         
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