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#4638: FUTBOWL (Mon, 2012 Mar 5)
#4637: SERVING REVENGE (Sun, 2012 Mar 4)
#4636: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FOUR (Sat, 2012 Mar 3)
#4635: THE WOMBAT'S STORY (Fri, 2012 Mar 2)
#4634: NUCLEAR FOOTBALL (Thu, 2012 Mar 1)
#4633: LAUNCH ON WARNING (Wed, 2012 Feb 29)
#4632: D'OH (Tue, 2012 Feb 28)
#4631: BALLOONING TRIP (Mon, 2012 Feb 27)
#4630: ALICE COOPER, NOT PORN (Sun, 2012 Feb 26)
#4629: I STILL LOVE YOU (Sat, 2012 Feb 25)
#4628: A BUM WITH PRIORITIES (Fri, 2012 Feb 24)
#4627: FACE HOLES (Thu, 2012 Feb 23)
#4626: THANKS NESTICLE 95 (Wed, 2012 Feb 22)
#4625: WELCOME TO MEXICO (Tue, 2012 Feb 21)
#4624: MOONING (Mon, 2012 Feb 20)
#4623: GOOD NEIGHBORS (Sun, 2012 Feb 19)
#4622: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE (Sat, 2012 Feb 18)
#4621: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO (Fri, 2012 Feb 17)
#4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE (Thu, 2012 Feb 16)
#4619: MONADS (Wed, 2012 Feb 15)
#4618: BE MY VALENTINE (Tue, 2012 Feb 14)
#4617: TRUMAN (Mon, 2012 Feb 13)
#4616: IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES (Sun, 2012 Feb 12)
#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE (Sat, 2012 Feb 11)
#4614: THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10)
#4613: GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (Thu, 2012 Feb 9)
#4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8)
#4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7)
#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6)
#4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5)
#4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4)
#4607: REMOVING THE OPTION (Fri, 2012 Feb 3)
#4606: RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2)
#4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1)
#4604: ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31)
#4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30)
#4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES (Sun, 2012 Jan 29)
#4601: OSHA WARNING (Sat, 2012 Jan 28)
#4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27)
#4599: AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26)
#4598: SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25)
#4597: SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24)
#4596: SAMMY THE SEAHORSE (Mon, 2012 Jan 23)
#4595: CRUISE SHIP (Sun, 2012 Jan 22)
#4594: THE NASA UNICORN (Sat, 2012 Jan 21)
#4593: THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20)
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#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE

Sat, 2012 Feb 11

counter-strike, half-life, portal

I WISH TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND ALL ITS FANS WOULD JUST GO AWAY
IN FACT, VALVE SOFTWARE IN GENERAL CAN JUST FUCK OFF      
PORTAL IS AN OVERRATED PILE OF DOGSHIT                    
THE MEMORY OF HALF-LIFE AND COUNTER-STRIKE GETS           
MORE BITTERSWEET EVERYTIME THEY RELEASE A NEW,            
GAYER VERSION OF THE LAST PILE OF SHIT                    
                                                          
AND MAYBE GET A NEW GAME ENGINE GUYS                      
2004 WAS A LONG TIME AGO                                  
                                                          
                                                          
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