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#4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8)
#4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7)
#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6)
#4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5)
#4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4)
#4607: REMOVING THE OPTION (Fri, 2012 Feb 3)
#4606: RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2)
#4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1)
#4604: ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31)
#4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30)
#4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES (Sun, 2012 Jan 29)
#4601: OSHA WARNING (Sat, 2012 Jan 28)
#4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27)
#4599: AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26)
#4598: SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25)
#4597: SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24)
#4596: SAMMY THE SEAHORSE (Mon, 2012 Jan 23)
#4595: CRUISE SHIP (Sun, 2012 Jan 22)
#4594: THE NASA UNICORN (Sat, 2012 Jan 21)
#4593: THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20)
#4592: NUCLEAR SECRETS (Thu, 2012 Jan 19)
#4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT (Wed, 2012 Jan 18)
#4590: FIRST CONTACT REQUEST (Tue, 2012 Jan 17)
#4589: THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS (Mon, 2012 Jan 16)
#4588: ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER (Sun, 2012 Jan 15)
#4587: BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14)
#4586: WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13)
#4585: FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12)
#4584: REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11)
#4583: LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10)
#4582: B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9)
#4581: FAHRENHEIT (Sun, 2012 Jan 8)
#4580: TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7)
#4579: SEWING MACHINE (Fri, 2012 Jan 6)
#4578: UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5)
#4577: SAILPLANE (Wed, 2012 Jan 4)
#4576: SCOPRION (Tue, 2012 Jan 3)
#4575: SODOMY BLU-RAY (Mon, 2012 Jan 2)
#4574: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 (Sun, 2012 Jan 1)
#4573: MORE THAN YOU'D THINK (Sat, 2011 Dec 31)
#4572: THIEF (Fri, 2011 Dec 30)
#4571: FUTURE WARS (Thu, 2011 Dec 29)
#4570: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED HATER (Wed, 2011 Dec 28)
#4569: IT'S A PRINTER (Tue, 2011 Dec 27)
#4568: THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26)
#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4589: THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS

Mon, 2012 Jan 16

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  /)- _))    *THIS* BALLERINA HAS DREAMS !!!!!!!                        
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  \-\|(__      I'M GOING TO BLOW THE DIRECTOR OF THE PLAY I'M IN        
   \/-'  \     TO GET THE JOB RATHER THAN THE DIRECTOR OF THE PORN VIDEO
   (_) |\-\    I WAS IN WHEN I WAS 19 TO PAY RENT ONCE                  
    | (  ) )                                                            
    |--\/_'                                                             
_.-'  . \_'._    I'M CERTAIN IT WILL BE A *TOTALLY* DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE
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