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#4650: A LAM (Sat, 2012 Mar 17)
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#4648: NOT GONNA MAKE IT (Thu, 2012 Mar 15)
#4647: WHAT THIS GAME REALLY NEEDS (Wed, 2012 Mar 14)
#4646: FRONT OF THE LINE (Tue, 2012 Mar 13)
#4645: MEDUSA (Mon, 2012 Mar 12)
#4644: I VALUE YOUR INPUT (Sun, 2012 Mar 11)
#4643: HOPEFULLY DEAD (Sat, 2012 Mar 10)
#4642: KONY 2012 (Fri, 2012 Mar 9)
#4641: DEATH BY APARTMENT (Thu, 2012 Mar 8)
#4640: THE VASE (Wed, 2012 Mar 7)
#4639: STALKER MAGICIAN (Tue, 2012 Mar 6)
#4638: FUTBOWL (Mon, 2012 Mar 5)
#4637: SERVING REVENGE (Sun, 2012 Mar 4)
#4636: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FOUR (Sat, 2012 Mar 3)
#4635: THE WOMBAT'S STORY (Fri, 2012 Mar 2)
#4634: NUCLEAR FOOTBALL (Thu, 2012 Mar 1)
#4633: LAUNCH ON WARNING (Wed, 2012 Feb 29)
#4632: D'OH (Tue, 2012 Feb 28)
#4631: BALLOONING TRIP (Mon, 2012 Feb 27)
#4630: ALICE COOPER, NOT PORN (Sun, 2012 Feb 26)
#4629: I STILL LOVE YOU (Sat, 2012 Feb 25)
#4628: A BUM WITH PRIORITIES (Fri, 2012 Feb 24)
#4627: FACE HOLES (Thu, 2012 Feb 23)
#4626: THANKS NESTICLE 95 (Wed, 2012 Feb 22)
#4625: WELCOME TO MEXICO (Tue, 2012 Feb 21)
#4624: MOONING (Mon, 2012 Feb 20)
#4623: GOOD NEIGHBORS (Sun, 2012 Feb 19)
#4622: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE (Sat, 2012 Feb 18)
#4621: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO (Fri, 2012 Feb 17)
#4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE (Thu, 2012 Feb 16)
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#4617: TRUMAN (Mon, 2012 Feb 13)
#4616: IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES (Sun, 2012 Feb 12)
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#4614: THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10)
#4613: GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (Thu, 2012 Feb 9)
#4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8)
#4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7)
#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6)
#4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5)
#4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4)
#4607: REMOVING THE OPTION (Fri, 2012 Feb 3)
#4606: RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2)
#4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1)
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#4627: FACE HOLES

Thu, 2012 Feb 23

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ANIME IS COOL BECAUSE IT DEPICTS WOMEN ACCURATELY                    
                                                                     
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