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#4670: ANTIMOUTH (Fri, 2012 Apr 6)
#4669: INTERPRETATIONS OF QUANTUM MECHANICS (Thu, 2012 Apr 5)
#4668: THE TENNIS PLAYER WITH HER EYES ON THE PRIZE (Wed, 2012 Apr 4)
#4667: THE HUNGER GAMES (Tue, 2012 Apr 3)
#4666: REGRET THE ERROR (Mon, 2012 Apr 2)
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#4659: GUESS WHO RUNS ME (Mon, 2012 Mar 26)
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#4657: BELGIUM (Sat, 2012 Mar 24)
#4656: ALL GAYS GO TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2012 Mar 23)
#4655: DISCOVERED BY PIXAR (Thu, 2012 Mar 22)
#4654: COFFEE BREAK (Wed, 2012 Mar 21)
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#4648: NOT GONNA MAKE IT (Thu, 2012 Mar 15)
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#4646: FRONT OF THE LINE (Tue, 2012 Mar 13)
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#4644: I VALUE YOUR INPUT (Sun, 2012 Mar 11)
#4643: HOPEFULLY DEAD (Sat, 2012 Mar 10)
#4642: KONY 2012 (Fri, 2012 Mar 9)
#4641: DEATH BY APARTMENT (Thu, 2012 Mar 8)
#4640: THE VASE (Wed, 2012 Mar 7)
#4639: STALKER MAGICIAN (Tue, 2012 Mar 6)
#4638: FUTBOWL (Mon, 2012 Mar 5)
#4637: SERVING REVENGE (Sun, 2012 Mar 4)
#4636: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FOUR (Sat, 2012 Mar 3)
#4635: THE WOMBAT'S STORY (Fri, 2012 Mar 2)
#4634: NUCLEAR FOOTBALL (Thu, 2012 Mar 1)
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#4656: ALL GAYS GO TO HEAVEN

Fri, 2012 Mar 23

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