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#4691: GINGRICH CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT

Fri, 2012 Apr 27

election 2012

IF ANYBODY FINDS MY CELL PHONE PLEASE               
RETURN IT TO ME AT THE ALL-NIGHT DELI               
WHERE I WILL BE WAITING AND WORKING ON              
SOME CAMPAIGN-RELATED TUNA FISH                     
                                                    
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