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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4719: POSSIBLE RADIATION HAZARD (Fri, 2012 May 25)
#4718: JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT (Thu, 2012 May 24)
#4717: BJ'S (Wed, 2012 May 23)
#4716: VIRGIN AMERICA (Tue, 2012 May 22)
#4715: LICORICE, PART ONE (Mon, 2012 May 21)
#4714: ENOUGH JOKES (Sun, 2012 May 20)
#4713: JIZZ CANVAS (Sat, 2012 May 19)
#4712: FORM OF (Fri, 2012 May 18)
#4711: 1D6 (Thu, 2012 May 17)
#4710: TOWER DEFENSE (Wed, 2012 May 16)
#4709: THE PARABLE OF THE PEAR (Tue, 2012 May 15)
#4708: THE WISE DRUIDS (Mon, 2012 May 14)
#4707: THE THINKER (Sun, 2012 May 13)
#4706: OGRE (Sat, 2012 May 12)
#4705: THE LONELY PILLOW (Fri, 2012 May 11)
#4704: RATTLE (Thu, 2012 May 10)
#4703: JAMES JOYCE (Wed, 2012 May 9)
#4702: STOP BULLYING (Tue, 2012 May 8)
#4701: BUT NEVER BOTH (Mon, 2012 May 7)
#4700: THE COWBOY'S SECRET (Sun, 2012 May 6)
#4699: SAN FRANCISCO WISH (Sat, 2012 May 5)
#4698: SPACEWALKER'S OBSERVATION (Fri, 2012 May 4)
#4697: LAZY (Thu, 2012 May 3)
#4696: RUSSIAN HEAVEN (Wed, 2012 May 2)
#4695: MAY DAY (Tue, 2012 May 1)
#4694: NUTRITIONAL VALUE (Mon, 2012 Apr 30)
#4693: TUSHIE (Sun, 2012 Apr 29)
#4692: IBANK (Sat, 2012 Apr 28)
#4691: GINGRICH CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT (Fri, 2012 Apr 27)
#4690: SNORGTEES (Thu, 2012 Apr 26)
#4689: SPICE GIRLS: THE ORIGINS (Wed, 2012 Apr 25)
#4688: PAID BLOGGER (Tue, 2012 Apr 24)
#4687: THUG LIFE (Mon, 2012 Apr 23)
#4686: CONFIDENCE IS HIGH (Sun, 2012 Apr 22)
#4685: LEFT COAST (Sat, 2012 Apr 21)
#4684: I'M A KITTEN (Fri, 2012 Apr 20)
#4683: WEIRD STAR (Thu, 2012 Apr 19)
#4682: GOD'S WAY (Wed, 2012 Apr 18)
#4681: LIKE NOBODY'S EVER DONE (Tue, 2012 Apr 17)
#4680: JOYSTICK MISSION (Mon, 2012 Apr 16)
#4679: POKEMON RAGE (Sun, 2012 Apr 15)
#4678: SOMETHING THE BODY NEEDS (Sat, 2012 Apr 14)
#4677: GLUTEN-FREE (Fri, 2012 Apr 13)
#4676: GENUINE CONCERN (Thu, 2012 Apr 12)
#4675: RENEGADE (Wed, 2012 Apr 11)
#4674: DIVISIVE II (Tue, 2012 Apr 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4696: RUSSIAN HEAVEN

Wed, 2012 May 2

cold war, communism, ussr

RUSSIANS WHO GO TO HEAVEN ENJOY A PARADISE WHERE        
EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS POOR, STUPID, AND DRUNK AS THEY ARE
                                                        
BECAUSE RUSSIANS DON'T STRIVE FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT BUT  
ONLY TO MAKE THINGS SHITTIER FOR EVERY ONE ELSE         
                                                        
IT'S ONE OF THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COMMUNISM           
                                                        
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