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#4704: RATTLE (Thu, 2012 May 10)
#4703: JAMES JOYCE (Wed, 2012 May 9)
#4702: STOP BULLYING (Tue, 2012 May 8)
#4701: BUT NEVER BOTH (Mon, 2012 May 7)
#4700: THE COWBOY'S SECRET (Sun, 2012 May 6)
#4699: SAN FRANCISCO WISH (Sat, 2012 May 5)
#4698: SPACEWALKER'S OBSERVATION (Fri, 2012 May 4)
#4697: LAZY (Thu, 2012 May 3)
#4696: RUSSIAN HEAVEN (Wed, 2012 May 2)
#4695: MAY DAY (Tue, 2012 May 1)
#4694: NUTRITIONAL VALUE (Mon, 2012 Apr 30)
#4693: TUSHIE (Sun, 2012 Apr 29)
#4692: IBANK (Sat, 2012 Apr 28)
#4691: GINGRICH CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT (Fri, 2012 Apr 27)
#4690: SNORGTEES (Thu, 2012 Apr 26)
#4689: SPICE GIRLS: THE ORIGINS (Wed, 2012 Apr 25)
#4688: PAID BLOGGER (Tue, 2012 Apr 24)
#4687: THUG LIFE (Mon, 2012 Apr 23)
#4686: CONFIDENCE IS HIGH (Sun, 2012 Apr 22)
#4685: LEFT COAST (Sat, 2012 Apr 21)
#4684: I'M A KITTEN (Fri, 2012 Apr 20)
#4683: WEIRD STAR (Thu, 2012 Apr 19)
#4682: GOD'S WAY (Wed, 2012 Apr 18)
#4681: LIKE NOBODY'S EVER DONE (Tue, 2012 Apr 17)
#4680: JOYSTICK MISSION (Mon, 2012 Apr 16)
#4679: POKEMON RAGE (Sun, 2012 Apr 15)
#4678: SOMETHING THE BODY NEEDS (Sat, 2012 Apr 14)
#4677: GLUTEN-FREE (Fri, 2012 Apr 13)
#4676: GENUINE CONCERN (Thu, 2012 Apr 12)
#4675: RENEGADE (Wed, 2012 Apr 11)
#4674: DIVISIVE II (Tue, 2012 Apr 10)
#4673: PROTESTER CHANT (Mon, 2012 Apr 9)
#4672: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FIVE (Sun, 2012 Apr 8)
#4671: KONY 2012 II (Sat, 2012 Apr 7)
#4670: ANTIMOUTH (Fri, 2012 Apr 6)
#4669: INTERPRETATIONS OF QUANTUM MECHANICS (Thu, 2012 Apr 5)
#4668: THE TENNIS PLAYER WITH HER EYES ON THE PRIZE (Wed, 2012 Apr 4)
#4667: THE HUNGER GAMES (Tue, 2012 Apr 3)
#4666: REGRET THE ERROR (Mon, 2012 Apr 2)
#4665: BARSOOM (Sun, 2012 Apr 1)
#4664: KAIDEN (Sat, 2012 Mar 31)
#4663: BRACKETS (Fri, 2012 Mar 30)
#4662: THEY GO IN THREES (Thu, 2012 Mar 29)
#4661: MASS EFFECT CONCLUSION (Wed, 2012 Mar 28)
#4660: BOING BOING LOGO (Tue, 2012 Mar 27)
#4659: GUESS WHO RUNS ME (Mon, 2012 Mar 26)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4681: LIKE NOBODY'S EVER DONE

Tue, 2012 Apr 17

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 | \'.         I INTEND TO JERK OFF LIKE NOBODY'S EVER JERKED OFF BEFORE
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 |   \  -'\\     NAMELY, UNDERWATER WHILE STRANGLING MYSELF             
 |.-'_\ \  \\     AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING ATTACKED BY PIRANHAS         
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