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#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE (Sat, 2012 Feb 11)
#4614: THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10)
#4613: GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (Thu, 2012 Feb 9)
#4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8)
#4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7)
#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6)
#4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5)
#4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4)
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#4606: RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2)
#4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1)
#4604: ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31)
#4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30)
#4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES (Sun, 2012 Jan 29)
#4601: OSHA WARNING (Sat, 2012 Jan 28)
#4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27)
#4599: AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26)
#4598: SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25)
#4597: SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24)
#4596: SAMMY THE SEAHORSE (Mon, 2012 Jan 23)
#4595: CRUISE SHIP (Sun, 2012 Jan 22)
#4594: THE NASA UNICORN (Sat, 2012 Jan 21)
#4593: THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20)
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#4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT (Wed, 2012 Jan 18)
#4590: FIRST CONTACT REQUEST (Tue, 2012 Jan 17)
#4589: THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS (Mon, 2012 Jan 16)
#4588: ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER (Sun, 2012 Jan 15)
#4587: BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14)
#4586: WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13)
#4585: FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12)
#4584: REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11)
#4583: LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10)
#4582: B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9)
#4581: FAHRENHEIT (Sun, 2012 Jan 8)
#4580: TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7)
#4579: SEWING MACHINE (Fri, 2012 Jan 6)
#4578: UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5)
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#4575: SODOMY BLU-RAY (Mon, 2012 Jan 2)
#4574: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 (Sun, 2012 Jan 1)
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#4596: SAMMY THE SEAHORSE

Mon, 2012 Jan 23

   %&%&.                                                                
  /   _ \_                                                              
 ( c-(_)(_)__     SAMMY THE SEAHORSE WAS NEVER TOLD HE COULDN'T         
  \    .._ . )    WALK SO HE DID HIS OWN THING AND STROLLED AROUND      
   \  /   `-'     THE SEA FLOOR LOOKING ALL CLEVER AND SHIT             
   /\-|\_                                                               
  C-.\_\(         HOWEVER EVOLUTION DOES NOT REWARD BEING A PRICK       
 (  Y o)(         AND THUS NO SEAHORSE LADY (OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED)
  | |  o))        WANTED TO MAKE SEX (OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT)         
  c -  __)        WITH HIM SO HIS AMAZING ABILITY DIED WTIH HIM         
 / \ \===|                                                              
|  //===/         LET THIS BE A LESSON KIDS:                            
| /|===/          KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING 
|/ |==/                                                                 
   }==)                                                                 
  (==|                                                                  
   |=/_..                                                               
  (_.-.__) [nabis]                                                      

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