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#4568: THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26)
#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25)
#4566: FISH EYE LENS (Sat, 2011 Dec 24)
#4565: TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23)
#4564: PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22)
#4563: U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21)
#4562: MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20)
#4561: THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19)
#4560: SANDWICH (Sun, 2011 Dec 18)
#4559: HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17)
#4558: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16)
#4557: GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15)
#4556: DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14)
#4555: YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13)
#4554: YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12)
#4553: YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11)
#4552: YACHT (Sat, 2011 Dec 10)
#4551: TIME ZONES (Fri, 2011 Dec 9)
#4550: A TREASURE MAP (Thu, 2011 Dec 8)
#4549: THE BEST LINE FROM TERMINATOR 2 (Wed, 2011 Dec 7)
#4548: IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN (Tue, 2011 Dec 6)
#4547: UNICYCLE (Mon, 2011 Dec 5)
#4546: AMBITION (Sun, 2011 Dec 4)
#4545: MAYBE AMERICA'S HAPPINESS IS WHAT HE MEANT (Sat, 2011 Dec 3)
#4544: FUSION CUISINE (Fri, 2011 Dec 2)
#4543: GOODBYE CURIOSITY (Thu, 2011 Dec 1)
#4542: STOMACH ACHE (Wed, 2011 Nov 30)
#4541: SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING (Tue, 2011 Nov 29)
#4540: MARIMBA (Mon, 2011 Nov 28)
#4539: SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27)
#4538: HURTFUL WORDS (Sat, 2011 Nov 26)
#4537: SEEKED COMPLIMENTS (Fri, 2011 Nov 25)
#4536: THE MUPPETS (Thu, 2011 Nov 24)
#4535: TWO AMBULANCES (Wed, 2011 Nov 23)
#4534: ARBOR (Tue, 2011 Nov 22)
#4533: I SHOT THE SHERIFF (Mon, 2011 Nov 21)
#4532: SAILBOAT (Sun, 2011 Nov 20)
#4531: SKIRTS (Sat, 2011 Nov 19)
#4530: VACUUM CLEANER BAG (Fri, 2011 Nov 18)
#4529: OKCUPID (Thu, 2011 Nov 17)
#4528: MENORAH (Wed, 2011 Nov 16)
#4527: LADY IN THE LAKE (Tue, 2011 Nov 15)
#4526: NINTENDO 64 (Mon, 2011 Nov 14)
#4525: THE FACES ON MOUNT RUSHMORE (Sun, 2011 Nov 13)
#4524: MOON (Sat, 2011 Nov 12)
#4523: ALCHEMOLOGY (Fri, 2011 Nov 11)
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#4545: MAYBE AMERICA'S HAPPINESS IS WHAT HE MEANT

Sat, 2011 Dec 3

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     DO YOU THINK AMERICA WILL EVER BE AS GAY AS IT ONCE WAS 
                                                             
     I MEAN GREAT                                            
                                                             
     FUCK OH GOD OH GOD                                      
                                                             
     AS *GREAT* AS IT ONCE WAS NOT THAT OTHER WORD           
                                                             
     FUCKING CHRIST NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF IT

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