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#4543: GOODBYE CURIOSITY (Thu, 2011 Dec 1)
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#4539: SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27)
#4538: HURTFUL WORDS (Sat, 2011 Nov 26)
#4537: SEEKED COMPLIMENTS (Fri, 2011 Nov 25)
#4536: THE MUPPETS (Thu, 2011 Nov 24)
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#4533: I SHOT THE SHERIFF (Mon, 2011 Nov 21)
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#4531: SKIRTS (Sat, 2011 Nov 19)
#4530: VACUUM CLEANER BAG (Fri, 2011 Nov 18)
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#4528: MENORAH (Wed, 2011 Nov 16)
#4527: LADY IN THE LAKE (Tue, 2011 Nov 15)
#4526: NINTENDO 64 (Mon, 2011 Nov 14)
#4525: THE FACES ON MOUNT RUSHMORE (Sun, 2011 Nov 13)
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#4523: ALCHEMOLOGY (Fri, 2011 Nov 11)
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#4501: THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20)
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#4523: ALCHEMOLOGY

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