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#4508: FLAMINGO (Thu, 2011 Oct 27)
#4507: DOTS (Wed, 2011 Oct 26)
#4506: WINTER (Tue, 2011 Oct 25)
#4505: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (Mon, 2011 Oct 24)
#4504: CHEVY VOLT (Sun, 2011 Oct 23)
#4503: CANADIAN EDEN (Sat, 2011 Oct 22)
#4502: BERSERKERS (Fri, 2011 Oct 21)
#4501: THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20)
#4500: BOOM BOX (Wed, 2011 Oct 19)
#4499: ASK NOT (Tue, 2011 Oct 18)
#4498: DELAY IN UPDATES (Mon, 2011 Oct 17)
#4497: GIANT SQUID (Sun, 2011 Oct 16)
#4496: DALI (Sat, 2011 Oct 15)
#4495: SCISSORS (Fri, 2011 Oct 14)
#4494: ARCHERY (Thu, 2011 Oct 13)
#4493: FULL DISCLOSURE (Wed, 2011 Oct 12)
#4492: THE PLURAL OF ANUBIS (Tue, 2011 Oct 11)
#4491: DEAR DIARY (Mon, 2011 Oct 10)
#4490: ANOSOGNOSIA (Sun, 2011 Oct 9)
#4489: WATERING CAN (Sat, 2011 Oct 8)
#4488: STEVE JOBS (Fri, 2011 Oct 7)
#4487: RAGE RELEASE DATE (Thu, 2011 Oct 6)
#4486: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE (Wed, 2011 Oct 5)
#4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4)
#4484: HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3)
#4483: ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2)
#4482: RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1)
#4481: THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30)
#4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29)
#4479: MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28)
#4478: ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27)
#4477: MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26)
#4476: CHILDREN'S OPERA (Sun, 2011 Sep 25)
#4475: METHANE (Sat, 2011 Sep 24)
#4474: LINGERIE (Fri, 2011 Sep 23)
#4473: INSANITY (Thu, 2011 Sep 22)
#4472: SHAKYCAM (Wed, 2011 Sep 21)
#4471: MASTURBATORY TINNITIS (Tue, 2011 Sep 20)
#4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0 (Mon, 2011 Sep 19)
#4469: DEUS EX 3 (Sun, 2011 Sep 18)
#4468: OBAMANOMICS (Sat, 2011 Sep 17)
#4467: NO TIPS (Fri, 2011 Sep 16)
#4466: PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15)
#4465: FINANCIAL ADVICE (Wed, 2011 Sep 14)
#4464: GIN AND TONIC (Tue, 2011 Sep 13)
#4463: MELOS (Mon, 2011 Sep 12)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN

Tue, 2011 Oct 4

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      \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-,     I'M A UNICORN                        
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     ,-'   (###)    \-~'~=-.    IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BADLY I'M DRAWN 
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/o                    \~-""~=-,    IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY RAINBOWS AND
\__                    \=-,~"-~,    GLITTER I CAN KEEP IN MY BELLY 
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