> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#4489: WATERING CAN (Sat, 2011 Oct 8)
#4488: STEVE JOBS (Fri, 2011 Oct 7)
#4487: RAGE RELEASE DATE (Thu, 2011 Oct 6)
#4486: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE (Wed, 2011 Oct 5)
#4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4)
#4484: HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3)
#4483: ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2)
#4482: RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1)
#4481: THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30)
#4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29)
#4479: MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28)
#4478: ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27)
#4477: MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26)
#4476: CHILDREN'S OPERA (Sun, 2011 Sep 25)
#4475: METHANE (Sat, 2011 Sep 24)
#4474: LINGERIE (Fri, 2011 Sep 23)
#4473: INSANITY (Thu, 2011 Sep 22)
#4472: SHAKYCAM (Wed, 2011 Sep 21)
#4471: MASTURBATORY TINNITIS (Tue, 2011 Sep 20)
#4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0 (Mon, 2011 Sep 19)
#4469: DEUS EX 3 (Sun, 2011 Sep 18)
#4468: OBAMANOMICS (Sat, 2011 Sep 17)
#4467: NO TIPS (Fri, 2011 Sep 16)
#4466: PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15)
#4465: FINANCIAL ADVICE (Wed, 2011 Sep 14)
#4464: GIN AND TONIC (Tue, 2011 Sep 13)
#4463: MELOS (Mon, 2011 Sep 12)
#4462: EUROPANS (Sun, 2011 Sep 11)
#4461: LADY DI REDUX (Sat, 2011 Sep 10)
#4460: MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS (Fri, 2011 Sep 9)
#4459: STONEHENGE (Thu, 2011 Sep 8)
#4458: DICK CHENEY (Wed, 2011 Sep 7)
#4457: SURGEON AIRPLANE (Tue, 2011 Sep 6)
#4456: SIKHISM (Mon, 2011 Sep 5)
#4455: SNORKEL-USER (Sun, 2011 Sep 4)
#4454: GYMNASIUM (Sat, 2011 Sep 3)
#4453: STAG PARTY (Fri, 2011 Sep 2)
#4452: SNAKECHARMER (Thu, 2011 Sep 1)
#4451: HURRICANE IRENE (Wed, 2011 Aug 31)
#4450: VICTOR SIERRA (Tue, 2011 Aug 30)
#4449: APPOMATTOX (Mon, 2011 Aug 29)
#4448: MENS REA (Sun, 2011 Aug 28)
#4447: WORSE THAN BLOGGER (Sat, 2011 Aug 27)
#4446: GROUPON (Fri, 2011 Aug 26)
#4445: HUMAN REVOLUTION (Thu, 2011 Aug 25)
#4444: THE MICHELIN MAN HAS HAD ENOUGH (Wed, 2011 Aug 24)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #4465: FINANCIAL ADVICE | #4467: NO TIPS >>>

#4466: PADD

Thu, 2011 Sep 15

apple, star trek

 +-'~`---------------------------------/\--                                  
||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\  \/~)                              
||                                  \\\\\\  \/_                              
 |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_                          
 !---------|_________       ------~~~~~(--   )--~~                           
                     \ /~~~~\~~\   )--- \_ /(                                
                      ||     |  | \   ()   \\                                
                      \\____/_ / ()\        \\                               
                       `~~~~~~~~~-. \        \\                              
                                   \ \  <($)> \\                             
   TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE    \ \        \\                            
   PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE     \ \        \\                           
   WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW   \ \        \\                          
                                       \ \  ()    \|                         
   THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST      _\_\__====~~~                         
   MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH                                           
   LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES,                                      
   AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE
                                                                             
   (CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS)                                                     

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2011 Aug
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31      
2011 Sep
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  
2011 Oct
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Wed, 2021 Mar 03)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe