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#4439: LORD'S PRAYER

Fri, 2011 Aug 19

             OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN, / HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME, /
             YOUR KINGDOM COME, / YOUR WILL BE DONE, /       
             ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN                     
                                                             
             BUT HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES HERE         
                                                             
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