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#4444: THE MICHELIN MAN HAS HAD ENOUGH (Wed, 2011 Aug 24)
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#4436: PEACOCK JOKES

Tue, 2011 Aug 16

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    ~%( o`=-     I'M CALLED A "PEACOCK" BECAUSE              
       \ \       MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A PEA                
       / /                                                   
    __/~~\__                                                 
   ( / ~~ \ )                                                
   | |    | |       YES THAT'S LAME BUT I'M A FUCKING PEACOCK
    \|    |/                                                 
  ___vv__vv__nmf                                             
 /   ``  ''    \                                             
 |_____________|        WHAT YOU'RE SERIOUSLY EXPECTING      
   ~`/%%%%\`~           BETTER FROM ME ON SHORT NOTICE       
    /  %%  \                                                 
   ~@ /``\ @~           I'M A FUCKING BIRD                   
   / %%  %% \                                                
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~/@/~      ~\@\~                                             
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