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#4587: BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14)
#4586: WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13)
#4585: FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12)
#4584: REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11)
#4583: LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10)
#4582: B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9)
#4581: FAHRENHEIT (Sun, 2012 Jan 8)
#4580: TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7)
#4579: SEWING MACHINE (Fri, 2012 Jan 6)
#4578: UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5)
#4577: SAILPLANE (Wed, 2012 Jan 4)
#4576: SCOPRION (Tue, 2012 Jan 3)
#4575: SODOMY BLU-RAY (Mon, 2012 Jan 2)
#4574: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 (Sun, 2012 Jan 1)
#4573: MORE THAN YOU'D THINK (Sat, 2011 Dec 31)
#4572: THIEF (Fri, 2011 Dec 30)
#4571: FUTURE WARS (Thu, 2011 Dec 29)
#4570: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED HATER (Wed, 2011 Dec 28)
#4569: IT'S A PRINTER (Tue, 2011 Dec 27)
#4568: THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26)
#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25)
#4566: FISH EYE LENS (Sat, 2011 Dec 24)
#4565: TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23)
#4564: PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22)
#4563: U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21)
#4562: MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20)
#4561: THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19)
#4560: SANDWICH (Sun, 2011 Dec 18)
#4559: HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17)
#4558: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16)
#4557: GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15)
#4556: DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14)
#4555: YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13)
#4554: YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12)
#4553: YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11)
#4552: YACHT (Sat, 2011 Dec 10)
#4551: TIME ZONES (Fri, 2011 Dec 9)
#4550: A TREASURE MAP (Thu, 2011 Dec 8)
#4549: THE BEST LINE FROM TERMINATOR 2 (Wed, 2011 Dec 7)
#4548: IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN (Tue, 2011 Dec 6)
#4547: UNICYCLE (Mon, 2011 Dec 5)
#4546: AMBITION (Sun, 2011 Dec 4)
#4545: MAYBE AMERICA'S HAPPINESS IS WHAT HE MEANT (Sat, 2011 Dec 3)
#4544: FUSION CUISINE (Fri, 2011 Dec 2)
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#4566: FISH EYE LENS

Sat, 2011 Dec 24

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