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#4593: THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20)
#4592: NUCLEAR SECRETS (Thu, 2012 Jan 19)
#4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT (Wed, 2012 Jan 18)
#4590: FIRST CONTACT REQUEST (Tue, 2012 Jan 17)
#4589: THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS (Mon, 2012 Jan 16)
#4588: ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER (Sun, 2012 Jan 15)
#4587: BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14)
#4586: WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13)
#4585: FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12)
#4584: REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11)
#4583: LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10)
#4582: B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9)
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#4580: TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7)
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#4578: UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5)
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#4576: SCOPRION (Tue, 2012 Jan 3)
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#4574: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 (Sun, 2012 Jan 1)
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#4569: IT'S A PRINTER (Tue, 2011 Dec 27)
#4568: THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26)
#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25)
#4566: FISH EYE LENS (Sat, 2011 Dec 24)
#4565: TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23)
#4564: PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22)
#4563: U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21)
#4562: MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20)
#4561: THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19)
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#4559: HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17)
#4558: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16)
#4557: GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15)
#4556: DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14)
#4555: YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13)
#4554: YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12)
#4553: YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11)
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