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#666: DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20)
#665: TWENTY-SEVEN STATES (Thu, 2001 Apr 19)
#664: RETARDED GENERATION (Wed, 2001 Apr 18)
#663: JUDICIAL NOTICE (Tue, 2001 Apr 17)
#662: SWAMP (Mon, 2001 Apr 16)
#661: FOUR SNAPSHOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 15)
#660: SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING (Sat, 2001 Apr 14)
#659: 31 YEARS OLD (Fri, 2001 Apr 13)
#658: NORMAL ROCKWELL (Thu, 2001 Apr 12)
#657: BONER LAND (Wed, 2001 Apr 11)
#656: LOVING YOU IS EASY (Tue, 2001 Apr 10)
#655: PUNCHED IN THE TITS (Mon, 2001 Apr 9)
#654: TAKE MY WALLET (Sun, 2001 Apr 8)
#653: MADRE DE DIOS (Sat, 2001 Apr 7)
#652: FATSUIT (Fri, 2001 Apr 6)
#651: NO RAPE (Thu, 2001 Apr 5)
#650: MICHAEL EISNER (Wed, 2001 Apr 4)
#649: DNA DOESN'T LIE (Tue, 2001 Apr 3)
#648: HALF A DEAD PROSTITUTE (Mon, 2001 Apr 2)
#647: INSERT CAREFULLY (Sun, 2001 Apr 1)
#646: FAG LEAF (Sat, 2001 Mar 31)
#645: WORST BLOWJOB EVER (Fri, 2001 Mar 30)
#644: SENATOR (Thu, 2001 Mar 29)
#643: HOLLYWOOD (Wed, 2001 Mar 28)
#642: MIDDLE AMERICA (Tue, 2001 Mar 27)
#641: DANNI ASHE (Mon, 2001 Mar 26)
#640: PLEASE HELP ME (Sun, 2001 Mar 25)
#639: GANG UP ON ME (Sat, 2001 Mar 24)
#638: NOT A TRIDENT (Fri, 2001 Mar 23)
#637: ALL FULL (Thu, 2001 Mar 22)
#636: TALKING (Wed, 2001 Mar 21)
#635: WELL I'M NOT (Tue, 2001 Mar 20)
#634: NERDS RULE (Mon, 2001 Mar 19)
#633: TIGHT LITTLE ASS (Sun, 2001 Mar 18)
#632: FILLING MY SUIT (Sat, 2001 Mar 17)
#631: GAY VAMPIRE HAMMERHEAD SHARK (Fri, 2001 Mar 16)
#630: TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES (Thu, 2001 Mar 15)
#629: COCKSKETEERS (Wed, 2001 Mar 14)
#628: THIS BELL (Tue, 2001 Mar 13)
#627: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF (Mon, 2001 Mar 12)
#626: SMELL LIKE FISH (Sun, 2001 Mar 11)
#625: FOUR TWENTY (Sat, 2001 Mar 10)
#624: MIDDLE FINGER (Fri, 2001 Mar 9)
#623: DONKEY DONG (Thu, 2001 Mar 8)
#622: HELP ME FIND MY PRICK (Wed, 2001 Mar 7)
#621: BALLS MADE FRESH (Tue, 2001 Mar 6)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#643: HOLLYWOOD

Wed, 2001 Mar 28

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