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#721: LORD AND SAVIOR (Thu, 2001 Jun 14)
#720: YOU TELL 'EM SQUIRTLE (Wed, 2001 Jun 13)
#719: THESE TWO FINGERS (Tue, 2001 Jun 12)
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#715: CRUISY (Fri, 2001 Jun 8)
#714: BI-CURIOUS (Thu, 2001 Jun 7)
#713: WHO INVITED (Wed, 2001 Jun 6)
#712: SLEEPING DONGEATER (Tue, 2001 Jun 5)
#711: LEGLESS (Mon, 2001 Jun 4)
#710: ALL DEAD HERE (Sun, 2001 Jun 3)
#709: DICK HOARDER (Sat, 2001 Jun 2)
#708: DON'T SQUIRM (Fri, 2001 Jun 1)
#707: PRACTICING (Thu, 2001 May 31)
#706: WHAT AM I PART TWO (Wed, 2001 May 30)
#705: MOST DISTURBING UNIVERSE (Tue, 2001 May 29)
#704: WORTHLESS ASSISTANT (Mon, 2001 May 28)
#703: ZOMBIE (Sun, 2001 May 27)
#702: MOMMY'S ROOM (Sat, 2001 May 26)
#701: BAD CALVIN (Fri, 2001 May 25)
#700: SOMEONE (Thu, 2001 May 24)
#699: SO BAD (Wed, 2001 May 23)
#698: THE TASTE (Tue, 2001 May 22)
#697: BAD CAREER MOVE (Mon, 2001 May 21)
#696: BEST ANAL FISTING (Sun, 2001 May 20)
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#690: CRAPPY MUSIC (Mon, 2001 May 14)
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#688: SMALLEST DICK EVER (Sat, 2001 May 12)
#687: NUTWRENCH (Fri, 2001 May 11)
#686: SMALL ITALIAN TOWN (Thu, 2001 May 10)
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#684: GAYEST CONSTELLATION (Tue, 2001 May 8)
#683: TINY AREN'T THEY (Mon, 2001 May 7)
#682: BASIC GEOGRAPHY (Sun, 2001 May 6)
#681: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL (Sat, 2001 May 5)
#680: GAY DRAGONS (Fri, 2001 May 4)
#679: AMOEBAS (Thu, 2001 May 3)
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