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#707: PRACTICING (Thu, 2001 May 31)
#706: WHAT AM I PART TWO (Wed, 2001 May 30)
#705: MOST DISTURBING UNIVERSE (Tue, 2001 May 29)
#704: WORTHLESS ASSISTANT (Mon, 2001 May 28)
#703: ZOMBIE (Sun, 2001 May 27)
#702: MOMMY'S ROOM (Sat, 2001 May 26)
#701: BAD CALVIN (Fri, 2001 May 25)
#700: SOMEONE (Thu, 2001 May 24)
#699: SO BAD (Wed, 2001 May 23)
#698: THE TASTE (Tue, 2001 May 22)
#697: BAD CAREER MOVE (Mon, 2001 May 21)
#696: BEST ANAL FISTING (Sun, 2001 May 20)
#695: NO (Sat, 2001 May 19)
#694: STEPPED IN (Fri, 2001 May 18)
#693: FLOWCHART (Thu, 2001 May 17)
#692: THREE KINGS (Wed, 2001 May 16)
#691: MODEM MOM (Tue, 2001 May 15)
#690: CRAPPY MUSIC (Mon, 2001 May 14)
#689: MUMBLEFUCK (Sun, 2001 May 13)
#688: SMALLEST DICK EVER (Sat, 2001 May 12)
#687: NUTWRENCH (Fri, 2001 May 11)
#686: SMALL ITALIAN TOWN (Thu, 2001 May 10)
#685: COME PICK ME UP (Wed, 2001 May 9)
#684: GAYEST CONSTELLATION (Tue, 2001 May 8)
#683: TINY AREN'T THEY (Mon, 2001 May 7)
#682: BASIC GEOGRAPHY (Sun, 2001 May 6)
#681: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL (Sat, 2001 May 5)
#680: GAY DRAGONS (Fri, 2001 May 4)
#679: AMOEBAS (Thu, 2001 May 3)
#678: UNINSPIRED (Wed, 2001 May 2)
#677: SECOND UGLIEST (Tue, 2001 May 1)
#676: PLAYWRIGHTS (Mon, 2001 Apr 30)
#675: ALL THESE FAGGOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 29)
#674: FIRED (Sat, 2001 Apr 28)
#673: OWLS (Fri, 2001 Apr 27)
#672: LINUX (Thu, 2001 Apr 26)
#671: HEY SCOTT ADAMS (Wed, 2001 Apr 25)
#670: MOBILE PHONE CRAZE (Tue, 2001 Apr 24)
#669: WHERE DOES THIS GO (Mon, 2001 Apr 23)
#668: FOOT-AND-MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Apr 22)
#667: DUMBEST SHOW EVER (Sat, 2001 Apr 21)
#666: DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20)
#665: TWENTY-SEVEN STATES (Thu, 2001 Apr 19)
#664: RETARDED GENERATION (Wed, 2001 Apr 18)
#663: JUDICIAL NOTICE (Tue, 2001 Apr 17)
#662: SWAMP (Mon, 2001 Apr 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#684: GAYEST CONSTELLATION

Tue, 2001 May 8

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