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#342: SMARTER THAN AVERAGE (Wed, 2000 May 31)
#341: NIGHTMARES (Tue, 2000 May 30)
#340: A COKE AND A SMILE (Mon, 2000 May 29)
#339: YOU ARE HERE (Sun, 2000 May 28)
#338: I DON'T KNOW (Sat, 2000 May 27)
#337: DON'T LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2000 May 26)
#336: DICK AND FIST (Thu, 2000 May 25)
#335: SIX BABIES (Wed, 2000 May 24)
#334: WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23)
#333: CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22)
#332: LOOKING FOR LOVE (Sun, 2000 May 21)
#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20)
#330: BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19)
#329: WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18)
#328: STOP STARING (Wed, 2000 May 17)
#327: SNOWMEN (Tue, 2000 May 16)
#326: SHUT UP (Mon, 2000 May 15)
#325: IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14)
#324: THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13)
#323: TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12)
#322: FOR MY ONE AND ONLY (Thu, 2000 May 11)
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#320: RICHARD GERE (Tue, 2000 May 9)
#319: FISTERY (Mon, 2000 May 8)
#318: AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7)
#317: MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE (Sat, 2000 May 6)
#316: SERIOUSLY HOLDING IT (Fri, 2000 May 5)
#315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL (Thu, 2000 May 4)
#314: YOU'RE FATTER (Wed, 2000 May 3)
#313: SCREW YOU (Tue, 2000 May 2)
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#311: QUEERSCAPADES (Sun, 2000 Apr 30)
#310: LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR

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