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#371: SEX OFFENDER

Thu, 2000 Jun 29

                            CASE #729357035                                
       WANTED FOR DICKLICKING AND FATFUCKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE           
                         SUSPENDED TIME SERVED                             
         WHEN MOVING INTERSTATE MUST REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER            
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