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#2030: MAGNETIC NORTH (Thu, 2005 Jan 13)
#2029: SYNC TO HEAD (Wed, 2005 Jan 12)
#2028: LOOSE LIPS (Tue, 2005 Jan 11)
#2027: GIRLS KISSING (Mon, 2005 Jan 10)
#2026: COMMERCIAL SHIPPING LANE (Sun, 2005 Jan 9)
#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE (Sat, 2005 Jan 8)
#2024: DONALD DUNE (Fri, 2005 Jan 7)
#2023: ARSENIC AND OLD PLASMA (Thu, 2005 Jan 6)
#2022: REAL SEX (Wed, 2005 Jan 5)
#2021: FANNIE MAE (Tue, 2005 Jan 4)
#2020: A NEW RULE (Mon, 2005 Jan 3)
#2019: RAPE FINALLY (Sun, 2005 Jan 2)
#2018: BLU (Sat, 2005 Jan 1)
#2017: THE DESERT ISLAND CRISIS (Fri, 2004 Dec 31)
#2016: CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS (Thu, 2004 Dec 30)
#2015: SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST (Wed, 2004 Dec 29)
#2014: THE UNICORN SCENE (Tue, 2004 Dec 28)
#2013: A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME (Mon, 2004 Dec 27)
#2012: YOSOMONO (Sun, 2004 Dec 26)
#2011: POLITICS + SLASHDOT (Sat, 2004 Dec 25)
#2010: TRACK 99 (Fri, 2004 Dec 24)
#2009: I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23)
#2008: A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22)
#2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21)
#2006: O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20)
#2005: URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19)
#2004: NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18)
#2003: SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17)
#2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16)
#2001: HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15)
#2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14)
#1999: YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13)
#1998: PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12)
#1997: RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11)
#1996: NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10)
#1995: ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9)
#1994: RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8)
#1993: LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7)
#1992: POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6)
#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5)
#1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4)
#1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3)
#1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2010: TRACK 99

Fri, 2004 Dec 24

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