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#1922: IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE (Mon, 2004 Sep 27)
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#1918: SO VERY ROUND (Thu, 2004 Sep 23)
#1917: WHICH TASTES WORSE (Wed, 2004 Sep 22)
#1916: WHY I CAN'T BEAT OFF (Tue, 2004 Sep 21)
#1915: DINOSAURS SING IN THE SHOWER TOO (Mon, 2004 Sep 20)
#1914: ELECTRONIC JUSTICE (Sun, 2004 Sep 19)
#1913: THIEF III (Sat, 2004 Sep 18)
#1912: BORN AGAIN (Fri, 2004 Sep 17)
#1911: PROTESTER MENTALITY (Thu, 2004 Sep 16)
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#1909: GOOGLEWHACKING (Tue, 2004 Sep 14)
#1908: HOW PRESIDENTIAL (Mon, 2004 Sep 13)
#1907: ON THE D.L. (Sun, 2004 Sep 12)
#1906: NAPALM (Sat, 2004 Sep 11)
#1905: IN FAGS WE TRUST (Fri, 2004 Sep 10)
#1904: WHAT ADSL MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2004 Sep 9)
#1903: STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8)
#1902: FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7)
#1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6)
#1900: OBESITY AISLE (Sun, 2004 Sep 5)
#1899: COLD DEAD HANDS (Sat, 2004 Sep 4)
#1898: NOT THIRSTY (Fri, 2004 Sep 3)
#1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13 (Thu, 2004 Sep 2)
#1896: DESCARTES OTHER CONJECTURE (Wed, 2004 Sep 1)
#1895: PUPPET SHOW (Tue, 2004 Aug 31)
#1894: A.K.A. SOLDIER (Mon, 2004 Aug 30)
#1893: IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL (Sun, 2004 Aug 29)
#1892: SAVING DOOM 3 (Sat, 2004 Aug 28)
#1891: BLOOD EVERYWHERE (Fri, 2004 Aug 27)
#1890: J.R. MUMBLE DOBBS (Thu, 2004 Aug 26)
#1889: TALENTED ARTIST (Wed, 2004 Aug 25)
#1888: WHY CAN'T WE JUST (Tue, 2004 Aug 24)
#1887: ?UESTLOVE (Mon, 2004 Aug 23)
#1886: FRANCOPHONES (Sun, 2004 Aug 22)
#1885: SISSY KISSER (Sat, 2004 Aug 21)
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#1883: MECCA (Thu, 2004 Aug 19)
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#1903: STARGATE

Wed, 2004 Sep 8

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    OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW          
     MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN          
      SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION             
       ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN         
        BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE           
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          SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON                      
                                                                       
    OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE                                      
                                                                       
    OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT       
     A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL         
      SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK         
       JAMES SPADER WAS                                                

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