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#1938: PUNCH REFLEX (Wed, 2004 Oct 13)
#1937: PARKER LEWIS (Tue, 2004 Oct 12)
#1936: SHRINK ME SMALL (Mon, 2004 Oct 11)
#1935: MARTIAN BUDDY (Sun, 2004 Oct 10)
#1934: MUSHROOM CLOUD (Sat, 2004 Oct 9)
#1933: INTO THE TOILET (Fri, 2004 Oct 8)
#1932: VALIUM ADDICTION (Thu, 2004 Oct 7)
#1931: DA ALI G SHOW (Wed, 2004 Oct 6)
#1930: JASON ALEXANDER (Tue, 2004 Oct 5)
#1929: GET OUT THE PAPERCLIP (Mon, 2004 Oct 4)
#1928: BOY SCOUT UNIFORM (Sun, 2004 Oct 3)
#1927: OXYCONTIN (Sat, 2004 Oct 2)
#1926: THE CRITIC (Fri, 2004 Oct 1)
#1925: ANNA AMORE (Thu, 2004 Sep 30)
#1924: CAPITALISM SUCKS (Wed, 2004 Sep 29)
#1923: DODECAVORE (Tue, 2004 Sep 28)
#1922: IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE (Mon, 2004 Sep 27)
#1921: TURNS OUT THEY REALLY WERE SEAGULLS (Sun, 2004 Sep 26)
#1920: JUDGING AMY (Sat, 2004 Sep 25)
#1919: LIBERAL INTELLIGENTSIA (Fri, 2004 Sep 24)
#1918: SO VERY ROUND (Thu, 2004 Sep 23)
#1917: WHICH TASTES WORSE (Wed, 2004 Sep 22)
#1916: WHY I CAN'T BEAT OFF (Tue, 2004 Sep 21)
#1915: DINOSAURS SING IN THE SHOWER TOO (Mon, 2004 Sep 20)
#1914: ELECTRONIC JUSTICE (Sun, 2004 Sep 19)
#1913: THIEF III (Sat, 2004 Sep 18)
#1912: BORN AGAIN (Fri, 2004 Sep 17)
#1911: PROTESTER MENTALITY (Thu, 2004 Sep 16)
#1910: CHECK THIS OUT (Wed, 2004 Sep 15)
#1909: GOOGLEWHACKING (Tue, 2004 Sep 14)
#1908: HOW PRESIDENTIAL (Mon, 2004 Sep 13)
#1907: ON THE D.L. (Sun, 2004 Sep 12)
#1906: NAPALM (Sat, 2004 Sep 11)
#1905: IN FAGS WE TRUST (Fri, 2004 Sep 10)
#1904: WHAT ADSL MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2004 Sep 9)
#1903: STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8)
#1902: FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7)
#1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6)
#1900: OBESITY AISLE (Sun, 2004 Sep 5)
#1899: COLD DEAD HANDS (Sat, 2004 Sep 4)
#1898: NOT THIRSTY (Fri, 2004 Sep 3)
#1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13 (Thu, 2004 Sep 2)
#1896: DESCARTES OTHER CONJECTURE (Wed, 2004 Sep 1)
#1895: PUPPET SHOW (Tue, 2004 Aug 31)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1917: WHICH TASTES WORSE

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