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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1903: STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8)
#1902: FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7)
#1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6)
#1900: OBESITY AISLE (Sun, 2004 Sep 5)
#1899: COLD DEAD HANDS (Sat, 2004 Sep 4)
#1898: NOT THIRSTY (Fri, 2004 Sep 3)
#1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13 (Thu, 2004 Sep 2)
#1896: DESCARTES OTHER CONJECTURE (Wed, 2004 Sep 1)
#1895: PUPPET SHOW (Tue, 2004 Aug 31)
#1894: A.K.A. SOLDIER (Mon, 2004 Aug 30)
#1893: IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL (Sun, 2004 Aug 29)
#1892: SAVING DOOM 3 (Sat, 2004 Aug 28)
#1891: BLOOD EVERYWHERE (Fri, 2004 Aug 27)
#1890: J.R. MUMBLE DOBBS (Thu, 2004 Aug 26)
#1889: TALENTED ARTIST (Wed, 2004 Aug 25)
#1888: WHY CAN'T WE JUST (Tue, 2004 Aug 24)
#1887: ?UESTLOVE (Mon, 2004 Aug 23)
#1886: FRANCOPHONES (Sun, 2004 Aug 22)
#1885: SISSY KISSER (Sat, 2004 Aug 21)
#1884: DECATHLON (Fri, 2004 Aug 20)
#1883: MECCA (Thu, 2004 Aug 19)
#1882: NATALIE WOOD (Wed, 2004 Aug 18)
#1881: HEXAPOD (Tue, 2004 Aug 17)
#1880: A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY (Mon, 2004 Aug 16)
#1879: HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET (Sun, 2004 Aug 15)
#1878: HURRICANE CHARLEY (Sat, 2004 Aug 14)
#1877: MERCURY ORBITZ (Fri, 2004 Aug 13)
#1876: GOLDEN GOOSE (Thu, 2004 Aug 12)
#1875: DONE WITH WORK (Wed, 2004 Aug 11)
#1874: PROSTATE CANCER PREVENTATIVE (Tue, 2004 Aug 10)
#1873: ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN (Mon, 2004 Aug 9)
#1872: DROP ZONE (Sun, 2004 Aug 8)
#1871: WYMYN (Sat, 2004 Aug 7)
#1870: I DEFY YOU (Fri, 2004 Aug 6)
#1869: ALEC BALDWIN SAYS (Thu, 2004 Aug 5)
#1868: WOMEN AND THE VOTE (Wed, 2004 Aug 4)
#1867: SKILLSET (Tue, 2004 Aug 3)
#1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION (Mon, 2004 Aug 2)
#1865: THERE'S A HOLE (Sun, 2004 Aug 1)
#1864: TRULY SHAKESPEAREAN (Sat, 2004 Jul 31)
#1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE (Fri, 2004 Jul 30)
#1862: SQUIRTYIOP (Thu, 2004 Jul 29)
#1861: THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28)
#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT (Tue, 2004 Jul 27)
#1859: WHAT'S XENA (Mon, 2004 Jul 26)
#1858: STATE OF DENIAL (Sun, 2004 Jul 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1880: A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY

Mon, 2004 Aug 16

porn

      .-.                                                      
     (/^\)    I MAY CHOKE MYSELF ON THIS COCK UNTIL I          
     (\ /)     THROW UP BUT I WON'T SWALLOW THE JIZZ BECAUSE   
     .-'-.      AT LEAST I HAVE SOME DIGNITY                   
    /(_I_)\                                                    
    \\) (//   SPIT ON MY FACE ?!?!?!?!? FINE                   
     /   \                                                     
     \ | /      JIZZ UP MY FACE ?!?!?!? A-OKAY                 
      \|/                                                      
      /|\         BUT SWALLOW YOUR SPURT ?!??!!? NOW WAY MISTER
      \|/          I HAVE CLASS                                
jgs   /Y\                                                      

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