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#1880: A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY (Mon, 2004 Aug 16)
#1879: HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET (Sun, 2004 Aug 15)
#1878: HURRICANE CHARLEY (Sat, 2004 Aug 14)
#1877: MERCURY ORBITZ (Fri, 2004 Aug 13)
#1876: GOLDEN GOOSE (Thu, 2004 Aug 12)
#1875: DONE WITH WORK (Wed, 2004 Aug 11)
#1874: PROSTATE CANCER PREVENTATIVE (Tue, 2004 Aug 10)
#1873: ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN (Mon, 2004 Aug 9)
#1872: DROP ZONE (Sun, 2004 Aug 8)
#1871: WYMYN (Sat, 2004 Aug 7)
#1870: I DEFY YOU (Fri, 2004 Aug 6)
#1869: ALEC BALDWIN SAYS (Thu, 2004 Aug 5)
#1868: WOMEN AND THE VOTE (Wed, 2004 Aug 4)
#1867: SKILLSET (Tue, 2004 Aug 3)
#1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION (Mon, 2004 Aug 2)
#1865: THERE'S A HOLE (Sun, 2004 Aug 1)
#1864: TRULY SHAKESPEAREAN (Sat, 2004 Jul 31)
#1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE (Fri, 2004 Jul 30)
#1862: SQUIRTYIOP (Thu, 2004 Jul 29)
#1861: THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28)
#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT (Tue, 2004 Jul 27)
#1859: WHAT'S XENA (Mon, 2004 Jul 26)
#1858: STATE OF DENIAL (Sun, 2004 Jul 25)
#1857: WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24)
#1856: STARSHIP TROOPERS MEDLEY (Fri, 2004 Jul 23)
#1855: I WISH I WISH (Thu, 2004 Jul 22)
#1854: WORD OF THE DAY (Wed, 2004 Jul 21)
#1853: DO NO EVIL (Tue, 2004 Jul 20)
#1852: LET'S CUDDLE (Mon, 2004 Jul 19)
#1851: PROTEIN OR MULCH (Sun, 2004 Jul 18)
#1850: MAKESHIFT LIFE RAFT (Sat, 2004 Jul 17)
#1849: FAKE ACID (Fri, 2004 Jul 16)
#1848: SPACE TURTLE (Thu, 2004 Jul 15)
#1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14)
#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13)
#1845: HINDSIGHT (Mon, 2004 Jul 12)
#1844: THE WORST SLIDE RULE EVER (Sun, 2004 Jul 11)
#1843: FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10)
#1842: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9)
#1841: THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8)
#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7)
#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES (Tue, 2004 Jul 6)
#1838: GROVER V. GEORGE (Mon, 2004 Jul 5)
#1837: M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4)
#1836: LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3)
#1835: DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1857: WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE

Sat, 2004 Jul 24

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VK  `.___________.'                                               
                                                                  
                                                                  
  I'M A DISCORDIAN !!!!!!! NO REALLY I'M GOING TO TRY TO CONVINCE 
  YOU THAT I'M COMPLETELY SINCERE IN MY DISCORDIAN BELIEFS BECAUSE
  I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING DIPSHIT                                  
                                                                  
  THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A STUPID GAG IS TRYING TO CONVINCE    
  PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAG WHEN 
  YOU'D HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED FOR THAT TO BE TRUE           
                                                                  
  SO WHICH IS IT ARE YOU A [ ] CUNT OR [ ] RETARDED OR PERHAPS A  
  [ ] RETARDED CUNT (CHECK ONE FUCKFACE)                          

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