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#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24)
#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23)
#1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22)
#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)
#1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20)
#1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19)
#1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18)
#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17)
#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16)
#1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15)
#1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14)
#1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13)
#1815: BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12)
#1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11)
#1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10)
#1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)
#1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8)
#1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7)
#1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6)
#1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5)
#1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4)
#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3)
#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2)
#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
#1803: DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31)
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#1800: GOOSE STEPPING (Fri, 2004 May 28)
#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27)
#1798: HANDS UP (Wed, 2004 May 26)
#1797: POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25)
#1796: HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24)
#1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23)
#1794: EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22)
#1793: MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21)
#1792: ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20)
#1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19)
#1790: ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18)
#1789: ALL THESE WORLDS (Mon, 2004 May 17)
#1788: HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16)
#1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15)
#1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14)
#1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13)
#1784: SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4

Thu, 2004 Jun 3

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      __     __                                             
    .'  `...'  `.         "UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4"
  __|     |     |__                                         
.'    \   .   /    `.         I WISH I COULD SERVICE        
|      ./###\.      |         MORE AT ONCE                  
 >---- |#####| ----<          BUT I HAVE CANCER             
|      `\###/'      |         (OF THE CUNT)                 
`.__ /    .    \ __.'                                       
   /|     |     |         PERHAPS THIS PICTURE              
  / `.___.^.___.'         WILL MAKE YOU GIVE IN             
 |                        SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR CUNT           
 |                        AND THE CANCER THEREIN            
  \                                                         
   \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU              
    `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR               
      \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT       
        \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE             
         \(    /'                                           
          )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE                 
          | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT                
          |(  axiac      ____________________               
          ||             ____________________               

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